Thursday, November 10, 2005

Give me twenty minutes..

Oh, hi.
Well, what if i dont have 20 minutes?

I was just waiting to get pissed off again to start blogging and boy, did that bastard at the hospital piss me off or what.

So anyways, here's what happened.
Last sunday, my sister in law kinda had a bad accident at home. She managed to chop the top portion of her finger off while doing some work in the kitchen and we had to rush her to the hospital. My brother and my mom took her to the hospital while i stayed back looking for the chopped off part.

Now figure this out. I manage to find the part somewhere behind a few utensils and I quickly put it in a packet of ice and rushed it to the hospital. I get there a good 20 minutes after my sister in law and my mom and bro get there and they are still sitting there waiting...

God knows for what, but they are waiting. They've bandaged her hand, but thats about it. Everyone seems to be waiting.

So i take the packet with the chopped finger to the guy at the Emergency Counter and tell him that I have the chopped off piece in a packet and that maybe he should take it and store it in the freezer, just so that they can probably salvage some part of it and graft it back on. He tells me to hold on to it and to give him 20 minutes cause he was making a phone call.

20 fucking minutes?
Is he out of his fucking mind?
I mean what the fuck does he want me to do? Pray that the chopped off piece will remain hygenic in a plastic cover filled with ice from home? Cant he take it, clean it all up and keep it ready for the plastic surgeon (who by the way was not at the hospital and was on his way)? Cant he say anything other than "give me 20 minutes"?

God i hate them hospitals. Although I do know for a fact that they are the only place we can turn to when something goes wrong with us, i just fucking hate them. How can they make you wait at an emergency ward? How how how? How can they ask you to fill up forms? Sign consent letters? Talk to you? Make you wait?
Are they fucking insensitive? I am sure they have policy and crap, but who really fucking cares. Its their job to take care of you and they better do it right. Even I can have everyone who needs emergency care come to my place and have them seated in the hall and i'll even serve tea. Why the fuck do they goto go to the hosp to do that? Fucking turds!

Just so that you know, thanks to the bastards at the emergency counter, just the nail bed could be salvaged and my sister in law is ¼ finger short now! And just so that you know, since they couldnt adminster any sort of assistance, someone else died of a heart attack right next to my sister in law. Ajoo, anger .. anger .. anger..


Bluefrogtribute said...

Which hospital bah.

The Things You would not like to hear.... during surgery !!

- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
- Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called !
- Oh no! I just lost my watch.
- "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
- There go the lights again...
- Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
- Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
- What's this doing here?
- I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
-You sure it wasn't this leg?
- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
- Are his relatives waiting outside?
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!
- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
- This scissor looks rusted.
- Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
- Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?
- Now from where did this spider come in from.
i know man u think me is insensitive but i am fool da.

Dr. Pissed said...

eyy guldu, this and all make me laugh ya i say!
Come on .. no insensitivity between us loughers ya..
Lough is in the air

Atleast you made me laugh

vsqz said...

that sounds harsh. 20 minutes? and for a phone call? forget it.

Angel said...

Welcome back, Doc.
DOCTOR pissed hating hospitals, eh? THAT'S news! ;)

And how is she doing now?

noodles said...

Whenever i see an MBBS aspirant who say that he wants to serve people and stuff, all i think is, 'CRAP! Let's see you saying that once u start practising (if u do at all)'. I wonder if they become immune to sensitivity after a certain period of being a doc.
Insensitive #$%%$# 's.

ladyparadox said...

bastards! in a very angry mood today. no sleep and no milk in the morning. beware world. my dark side is out....

Tha Dalda said...

ya hospitals r bad bad places. the other day, when i went to buy chocalate, i got mugged and they stole one of my kidneys, one of my lungs and my liver. if any1 has healthy organs, plz donate them to me.

p.s. welcome bakk. shame on u. sollie for not enquirin abt ur sis. :(

peepal_grove said...

yay!! you finally blogged!

work cant really be keeping you that busy! wot're u up to? ;)

peepal_grove said...

ps: sorry abt ur sis in-laws accident.

good to have to back tho :)

Dr. Pissed said...

Oh I love you all..

vsqz: heh, ardent fan! She's fine though, I hope that bastard rotts in hell cause god knows how he's fucking up right now

Angel oh angiee, she's getting better, although ¼ a finger short. And maybe it was just a parody?

Noodles: and all of them have that stupid 'doctor' look on their face no?

ladyparadox: all guldu's only ya .. all guldus. Dont get piss :)

the dalda: Full to full stupid ya those people. They screwed up mani's hand, now my sisters also. Bastards. She's better now though, thanks!

peepal_groove a.k.a ms. lethal dubai chick, she's all good da. No worries. Thanks for all the showers of kindness..

Docs Dope said...

hey doc...nice to meet another medico in the blogosphere

Angel said...

Doc, you have been tagged
...something to piss you off perhaps?

Good deed for the day.Check. :)

Dr. Pissed said...

Shit, ok. I am tagged. I got two tags to do now. One from bv and one from you now.

I am going to tag all you buggers back.. wait and watch. So you guys will have to do it all over again, if your my friend and all.