Monday, February 28, 2005


pol·lu·tion (pə-lū'shən) n.
The act or process of polluting or the state of being polluted, especially the contamination of soil, water, or the atmosphere by the discharge of harmful substances.
Something that pollutes; a pollutant or a group of pollutants: Pollution in the air reduced the visibility near the airport.

meaning derived from

I just goto say this nice and easy. Pollution sucks. Each and every form of it just blows. I mean, give me a break dood. First there's all this dust that just engulfs you. Doesnt even let you breath for calling out loud. Then there's all the smoke caused by the millions of vehicles that commute on every road in Bangalore. Intensifying it would be the buses and the trucks that were manufactured in probably 1920 or something. Add to that a dash of noise pollution and you are bound to have the best day of your life.

How much can one take? The damm pollution just pisses me off. Too much of it is just a problem. There's just that much that anyone can handle. There must be a solution, I must look harder.

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Internet Connections

No meanings and all here. We all know them Internet Connections and they piss me off at times. Back here in India, the bandwidth aint great neither is the connectivity.

Now, I am a subscriber to an ISP that believes in not letting the consumer enjoy for what he's paying. They tell me this is a broadband connection which will enable me to stay on the internet 24/7, but quite contrary to that belief, i've had absolutely no connectivity for the last 2 days. I am just changing the dates and posting for the particular day I couldnt actually post cause of the crappy internet connection.

Moreover, the people over at the tech support center servicing my ISP piss me off too, but we'll save them for another day.

Breaking down of Internet connections just piss me off.. the lack of connectivity troubles me very deeply.


snob (snŏb) n.
One who tends to patronize, rebuff, or ignore people regarded as social inferiors and imitate, admire, or seek association with people regarded as social superiors.
One who affects an offensive air of self-satisfied superiority in matters of taste or intellect.

meaning derived from

Snobs just piss me off. I mean we've all met them. We've all seen them at some point in time in our lonely lives and yet, we've never bothered to go up to them and to tell them - "hey bitchass, stop fucking being a snob". Maybe we have, but then again, does that stop them from being the snobby people that they are, no. Being who they are, they're just going to ignore you cause they probably have a windtunnel between their ears anyways.

For some odd reason, I keep bumping into a few of them, on occasion. They always manage to piss me off though and I am always quite frank about the way I feel around them and tell them straight at their faces. Yet, if you were a normal person, you'd take a hint and not meet me again if I were to say all the things I tell them, but no, being the snobs they are, they still manage to flaunt their attitude around me, pissing me off even more.

I hate snobs. They deserve to die. Like my friend 'g' says, "everyone needs a rocket launcher. You could just make do with one when something really pisses you off"

Saturday, February 26, 2005


smok·er (smō'kər) n.
One who smokes tobacco.
A device, such as a stove, that emits smoke.
A smoking car.
An informal social gathering for men.

meaning derived from

Smokers can be annoying at times. They just seem not to care if there's a non-smoker in their presence and just seem to go on about their business without even bothering or caring enough to ask the non-smoker if he/she minds them smoking around them. Well, if that didn't make any sense, to put it mildy, smokers are just rude when it comes to etiquette. I mean don't they care for the other's who don't smoke? Not everyone in a friends circle smokes you know. So when two or three of the "friends" decide to light up, the non-smokers engaged in the conversation are left passively smoking, even if they don't like it.

From what I've heard, passive smoking can be worse than smoking itself. Taking a cue from that, if I were any smarter, I would have banished all the friends I have (considering everyone of them smokes) and would have moved on to be a hermit or something. Yesterday, for instance, I had enough of all the smoke being blown into my face. I mean give me a break, if I really needed to have that much smoke surround me, I'd take a nice long ride down Bannergatta Road for calling out where the pollution levels mind you, are soaring.

So, from whatever I've said above, I think its already understood that I hate smokers and they piss me off, at times atleast.

Friday, February 25, 2005

Lady Drivers

The noun lady has 2 meanings:
Meaning #1: a polite name for any woman
Meaning #2: a woman of refinement

driv·er (drī'vər) n.
One that drives, as the operator of a motor vehicle.

meanings derived from

I don't hate all women drivers and not all of them really piss me off. But I must confess, out of the entire population of lady drivers, nearly 91% of them manage to piss me off, and if they haven't done that already, I am sure they will manage to do so in the near future, if and when I should pass them while they are driving on the streets of Bangalore.

Not to be rude or anything and with the utmost risk of sounding chauvinistic, women folk aren't meant to drive a motor vehicle. I mean they just manage to cause a ruckus everytime they take to driving. Today, out of nowhere, a lady driver manages to back her car up into a main road without any consideration for any of the people on the road. I mean, this road that she's backing up onto is a pretty busy road, if I may say so. Now, if we men were to back up onto a busy road, we'd look, honk, wait, honk again, wait till we get enough room to back up onto and then reverse right? Women don't comprehend all this. They just simply sit their fat asses down in their comfy bucket seats and pull out onto the main road. We nearly missed hitting her today and causing a huge pile up of cars must we have bumped into her.

This is not the first time a lady driver has pissed me off. When on my bike, I've noticed so many of them do such stupid things. Like for instance, they just cut lanes without even their knowledge cause they are too busy putting on fucking makeup. Stop driving all you bad women drivers. Stay at home and cook instead. You guys just piss me off. Let alone me, you piss everyone else off as well. I am sure!

Thursday, February 24, 2005


  1. Saliva, especially when expectorated; spittle.
  2. The act of expectorating.
  3. Something, such as the frothy secretion of spittle bugs, that resembles spit.
  4. A brief, scattered rainfall or snowfall.
  5. Informal. The perfect likeness: He's the spit and image of his father.

v., spat (spăt) or spit, spit·ting, spits.

meaning derived from

Spitting is ok, as long as your doing it in a controlled environment or an environment where you have total control over. Its wrong if you do it while riding in public transport, a car, a bike or any moving object. I mean what the fuck ..

Here you are, riding on your bike all nice and happy after a good breakfast at home wearning nice and clean clothes in the bright summer morning, when suddenly you have to overtake a stupid BMTC bus from the right. Now, how in this world are you supposed to know that some mother fucker of a person is sitting himself by a window with a mouthful of "spit" waiting to hurl it out the window at great velocity without any consideration for me or the likes of me, other unwarned motorists with no clue what to expect while overtaking a BMTC bus from the right.

So, suddenly, out comes this huge chunck (dont know if you can call it chunck, but I am going to anyways) of sloppy saliva all collected from the previous day I assume which lands right on ur shirt and then begins a downward journey to leave a trail and a mark of that mother fucking man/woman on my body.

Paan residues that are often spat out are worse, but I hate people who spit. They just piss me off. MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Romantic Songs

  1. Of, relating to, or characteristic of romance.
  2. Given to thoughts or feelings of romance. See synonyms at sentimental.
  3. Displaying, expressive of, or conducive to love: a romantic atmosphere.
  4. Imaginative but impractical; visionary: romantic notions.
  5. Not based on fact; imaginary or fictitious: His memoirs were criticized as a romantic view of the past.
  6. often Romantic Of or characteristic of romanticism in the arts.
song (sông, sŏng)
  1. Music.
    1. A brief composition written or adapted for singing.
    2. The act or art of singing: broke into song.
  2. A distinctive or characteristic sound made by an animal, such as a bird or an insect.
    1. Poetry; verse.
    2. A lyric poem or ballad.
meanings derived from

Ahem, I hate ROMANTIC SONGS. They just piss me off. Its not like all songs piss me off or something, its just these stupid romantic love songs that tick me off every single time I hear them. And they dont stop following me around. Everywhere I go, they always manage to choose a tape or a CD to play which has only romantic lounge songs on it. Its just odd. How can a 6'4" fellow with long hair like to listen to a dood with a very heavy voice sing like a hummingbird trying to woe its mate. Let alone listen to that crappy music, how can I even be thought to like it?

Its just wrong to play romantic songs everywhere. I mean, its ok for two people in love to sit at home and cuddle and listen to such music I guess, but it shouldnt be played at malls, or movie theaters during intermissions or entertainment centers like gaming cafes and so on. It just spoils the whole atmosphere of the place, considering that I am going to get up and object with a very loud voice.

Anyways, romantic songs are wrong and should be banned cause they piss me off.

Monday, February 21, 2005



v., stained, stain·ing, stains.
  1. To discolor, soil, or spot.
  2. To bring into disrepute; taint or tarnish.
  3. To color (glass, for example) with a coat of penetrating liquid dye or tint.
  4. To treat (specimens for the microscope) with a reagent or dye that makes visible certain structures without affecting others.
meaning derived from

I dont know about you guys, but I just hate stains. First of all, they make you look ugly and secondly your going to get your ass kicked by your mum once you get home considering that she is going to wash your shirt and is going to have to go through the agony of having to try and get the damm stain off your shirt. When I say stain, I mean any possible stain inflicted by mostly, food materials. The other type of stains can be a piss of too, not to forget embarrasing.

Anyways, getting a stain on your shirt/pants or any clothing is just wrong and can be very pissing off. The worse part is, if you try and get it off your clothing in a haste, you might just make the situation a lot worse by spreading the stain over a larger area. I've done it in the past, so I would be talking from experience. Never try to wash it even, cause if you do it wrong, then your going to be stuck with a water mark for the rest of the day. I think chocolate stains, coffee stains and chicken curry stains are the worst, but there could be a few more unthinkable ones that are just not flashing my mind right now to mention.

I hate stains and I just hope to be more careful in the future. None the less, they piss me off.

Loud Mouths

n. Informal.

One given to loud, irritating, or indiscreet talk.

loud'mouthed' (-mouTHd', -moutht') adj.

meaning derived from

Well, I am sure these guys were going to be featured on my blog sometime later, but it had to happen today. Ever been around people who keep going on and on about something and they just keep braggin and while they are at it, without their knowledge even, they are constantly increasing the decibles of their speech as you begin to point out mistakes in statements that they make? I am guessing we are all well aquainted with a few of these characters and they just generally piss me off.

Saturday, February 19, 2005

Annoying Dickheads

The noun dickhead has one meaning:

Meaning #1: (obscene) insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous
Synonyms: asshole, bastard, cocksucker, shit, mother fucker, motherfucker, prick, son of a bitch, SOB

meaning derived from

Well today, for some reason, dickheads are the ones that are really pissing me off. I've tried to be kind to the lot, but it just doesnt work. I am sure each and every one of you have met someone who's been really annoying and generally a pest.

This person has no remedy. You can try your best to shun them away, but you'll only fail and then suffer with the agony of knowing that you've failed first of all and moreover you still have a dickhead to deal with. The people that fall into this category generally try to be kind and nice to you, but are not really. They always look for ways to swindle you of all you've got. Conciously or unconsciously, these guys manage to bother you to the extent that you wouldnt mind killing them. I've had quite a few dickheads around me for quite sometime now and yesterday I just had enough of it. Thus, today, i've decided to remind myself that I hate DICKHEADS who are perpetually annoying and very selfish at heart.

Pot Fucking Holes

  1. A hole or pit, especially one in a road surface. Also called chuckhole.
  2. A deep round hole worn in rock by loose stones whirling in strong rapids or waterfalls.
  3. Western U.S. A place filled with mud or quicksand that is a hazard to cattle.
defination from

Well today was another interesting day with the road pissing me off yet again. For some odd reason, the govt of my particular state doesnt seem to care much about the thousands of people that reside on Bannergatta Road, which btw, is the only road that connects the city to one of the biggest National Parks down south called Bannergatta National Park. I stand shocked at the utter ignorance that the authorities show towards this very road.

For quite sometime now, road work has been taking its toll on every user of this particular road. The pathetic condition of the road even prompted some citizens to take to the streets in protest of this very road quite a few times in the past. I managed to count the number of pot-holes on one single side of the road for about a furlong and came up with 48 large sized potholes, 12 small potholes along the same line and 8 medium sized potholes.

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Traffic Jams

"Traffic congestion
occurs when the volume of traffic on a roadway is high enough to be detrimental to its performance. In congested conditions, vehicles speeds are reduced increasing drive times. These conditions are also more taxing for drivers, and automobile accidents may be more frequent. Furthermore, vehicles burn unnecessary fuel when stuck at idle. A period of extreme traffic congestion is known as a traffic jam."

meaning derived from

Well, today, or rather yesterday, while my brother, my mom and I were taking our dog (who needed immediate medical surgery cause of a broken hind limb) to the hospital, we were treated to the worst possible traffic jams in the history of our lives.

Ever since I've been born, or rather, since I've been riding a bike around town, have I ever come across so many traffic jams. We got stuck in nearly 7 of them and traveling 45 kilometers just adds to the agony. Anyways, it was rather odd that we should be treated to so many of them on one day, but hell, I pity my dog. Instead of reaching the hospital at 9:00 am, although we left in time for that to happen, we only made it there by 11:30.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

My Logo


Its not like I dont get enough hits or anything.
I mean thank you guys for the 41,857 hits yesterday. NOT!!

But I need my logo man. God knows when it'll go down on the other server, so I thought i'll put it up here, sheepishly.

Date it back even so none of you will find out :)