Thursday, November 17, 2005

Oh! Those bastards



To start things off, I am not bothered about my spellings - just so that EVERYONE knows.

Anyways, I've been having this problem at work off late. There's this new guy who's joined our office to help us with a few regional projects that we're doing cause we don't really know the language and that fucker pisses me off. Terribly, I must add.

You know what he does. Let me tell you. I'll be sitting and sending out some mails at my comp cause we get quite a few requests for quotes and estimates everyday and I'll be working on that every morning. Now he conveniently enters office at around 11:00 in the morning and without a care in the world, fixes a cup of tea for himself (which is OC btw). Once he's got his cup of tea with him, he casually comes to the room that I sit in and starts sipping his tea.

That sounds ok right? But its WRONG.

The bastard has this annoying habit of making that "sirrrrrpppp" noise when he sips his fucking tea. And with all the quiet going around in the office, I hear it loud and clear. I don't want to tell him to embarrass him or anything, but he should realize no? I mean what the fuck ya, he sounds like a fucking camel. Bloody retard. One of these days, I am going to punch is lights out if he continues doing the same shit. He wont know what hit him. Once he figures out what hit him, he'll keep wondering why and he'll just probably go and fix himself another cup of tea..

Ayoo karma!!

17 comments:

Bluefrogtribute said...

Hmmmmm, what a post da, Thank god i dont drink tea. Oh b t w i dont care about my spellings either its just a waste of everybodies fucking time trying to spell right. Smart ppl will get what ure trying to say

vsqz said...

kill the bastard

sinusoidally said...

I know it pissed you off but I am sorry reading it I couldn't stop laughing!

jax said...

You know what would be more annoying? If he stood behind you, peeping over your shoulder, slyly reading your emails and say something like "Who's Geethika? Your girlfriend?" and go back to surrrrrrrping his tea! I have one colleague like that. He is up for grabs if you are recruiting!!

Dr. Pissed said...

Dude jax, believe it or not man, i was speaking to his friend of mine on MSN today, and thats excatly what happened, except maybe for the names!

Fucking dickwart.

And you can keep him. I'll throw in mine for free

wicker said...

adhu kano liffu - slurping tea in YOUR OWN FUCKING SPACE. dipshits have gotten the bang from me before for not doing that :D.

Tha Dalda said...

chee how intolerant are u? cmon, its that guys way of drinking tea. therez nothin wrong to it. next time when we dine together, i m gonna eat with my mouth open, burp while talkin and fart if i can. lets see u do somethin abt it. pricks like u eat in dhabha with a spoon and sterile plates. thuu thuu.

Dr. Pissed said...

come suck my balls dalda!
Bastard

You know what, your the twit who wanted to use a toothpick to eat gobi bastard. Stop pretending to be cool. And you puked while eating bhel puri. Numnut!!

And moreover, I have no problem with people who dont get in my face with their "sirpppping". Your just illmannered.

ladyparadox said...

ayyo, paapa!
must be a mallu. no harm guys, but mulls have this bad habit with slurping. thoo! annoys me no end too. yuck!

Tha Dalda said...

using a toothpick for gobi is common. atleast i wasnt a dickwart like u to go get a fork and eat. soole u r.

p.s. since u want me to suck ur balls, cover it with whipped cream and choclate sauce and wait for me to turn up. and have a bath for cryin out loud u louday.

Bluefrogtribute said...

No da Mithu, Dalda is a pretty fucking dirty eater man. He sits with plate of rice endlessly event the flies would have got full of his food. HE stracthes his arm pit and stuff, Maybe with u he is like clean and all. BUt i have seen him eating from 4th standard and he is as dirty as he gets.

P.S- He holds the bhel puri in one hand and i think little little puke went off in it and then he tells me here u eat i cant finish it. I dont think i can eat bhel puri ever again. Thanks Dalda

peepal_grove said...

here's hoping there are more of those kinda ppl around u just so u get pissed and blog about it! :)

Dr. Pissed said...

Today, another production manager joined in. He has the same fucking habit. Thanks a lot Peepal_Grove!

peepal_grove said...

don't thank me just yet :)
but if you realllllly wanna thank me, blog abt it! :D

Alice said...

Nail his tonge to the roof of his mouth... I feel that will solve many problems.. (then he can go to the doctor and wait 20 mins)

silverine said...

sirrrp? yeah, it's an irritating noise alright. do the same to him with a glass of water for instant cure :)

Dr. Pissed said...

alice, english classe anthe. Hogolloii. Tonge, guldu..

Finally the mighty silverine makes an appearance. Maybe I should try the glass of water thing. See how it makes him feel..