To start things off, I am not bothered about my spellings - just so that EVERYONE knows.
Anyways, I've been having this problem at work off late. There's this new guy who's joined our office to help us with a few regional projects that we're doing cause we don't really know the language and that fucker pisses me off. Terribly, I must add.
You know what he does. Let me tell you. I'll be sitting and sending out some mails at my comp cause we get quite a few requests for quotes and estimates everyday and I'll be working on that every morning. Now he conveniently enters office at around 11:00 in the morning and without a care in the world, fixes a cup of tea for himself (which is OC btw). Once he's got his cup of tea with him, he casually comes to the room that I sit in and starts sipping his tea.
That sounds ok right? But its WRONG.
The bastard has this annoying habit of making that "sirrrrrpppp" noise when he sips his fucking tea. And with all the quiet going around in the office, I hear it loud and clear. I don't want to tell him to embarrass him or anything, but he should realize no? I mean what the fuck ya, he sounds like a fucking camel. Bloody retard. One of these days, I am going to punch is lights out if he continues doing the same shit. He wont know what hit him. Once he figures out what hit him, he'll keep wondering why and he'll just probably go and fix himself another cup of tea..
Ayoo karma!!
11 comments:
I know it pissed you off but I am sorry reading it I couldn't stop laughing!
You know what would be more annoying? If he stood behind you, peeping over your shoulder, slyly reading your emails and say something like "Who's Geethika? Your girlfriend?" and go back to surrrrrrrping his tea! I have one colleague like that. He is up for grabs if you are recruiting!!
Dude jax, believe it or not man, i was speaking to his friend of mine on MSN today, and thats excatly what happened, except maybe for the names!
Fucking dickwart.
And you can keep him. I'll throw in mine for free
chee how intolerant are u? cmon, its that guys way of drinking tea. therez nothin wrong to it. next time when we dine together, i m gonna eat with my mouth open, burp while talkin and fart if i can. lets see u do somethin abt it. pricks like u eat in dhabha with a spoon and sterile plates. thuu thuu.
ayyo, paapa!
must be a mallu. no harm guys, but mulls have this bad habit with slurping. thoo! annoys me no end too. yuck!
using a toothpick for gobi is common. atleast i wasnt a dickwart like u to go get a fork and eat. soole u r.
p.s. since u want me to suck ur balls, cover it with whipped cream and choclate sauce and wait for me to turn up. and have a bath for cryin out loud u louday.
here's hoping there are more of those kinda ppl around u just so u get pissed and blog about it! :)
Today, another production manager joined in. He has the same fucking habit. Thanks a lot Peepal_Grove!
don't thank me just yet :)
but if you realllllly wanna thank me, blog abt it! :D
sirrrp? yeah, it's an irritating noise alright. do the same to him with a glass of water for instant cure :)
alice, english classe anthe. Hogolloii. Tonge, guldu..
Finally the mighty silverine makes an appearance. Maybe I should try the glass of water thing. See how it makes him feel..
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