Friday, July 07, 2006

Tongue Tied



And twisted, just an earth bound misfit, I.

For the uninitiated, I wont bother explaining the line above, remain uninitiated.

I've noticed something really stupid off late. You know what. There's this thing, Orkut. I am sure everyone of you is a part of it. Well, so am I. Now, its fun and all. But you know what, its also a bitch.

Like it does what its meant to. It'll hook you up with a lot of people that you haven't kept in touch with and all. Then it'll also pop up that old friend of yours who'll be totally excited to see you and all. But what bothers me the most is once you get past the formalities and the hi's and the whatsup with work and all that jazz, they'll all just fade away, much like they did long before Mr. Orkut had his brainstorm of an idea.

It sucks and its been pissing me off quite a bit. Moreover, an old school friend of mine who I happened to find refuses to acknowledge that she even knew me. What the fucking!!

Happy franky? Short post.

24 comments:

Tha Dalda said...

who knows wat kalti u gave her u stoopid biatch. btw, y dont u reply to mine. kalti only na. chappar. dont give faltoo reasons for hating orkut huh. i see u online there most of the time. guldu.

haathi said...

tongue tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit, i. ah. i see we have something in common..

i steer so far awat from orkut-esque things, to the point of never having seen what orkut looks like. accidently happened to get on hi5, and it sent out random invites to my entire address book, from my grandparents to school teachers, the french consulate and all friends and relatives. i was so screwed.

then i happened to be spotted by people i didnt even want to be spotted by. this was of course because i smartly uploaded a picture even though i opened hi5 once in 10 months.

now its a big giant network of whores and pervs. seriously.

i will stay far away from orkut!

silverine said...

I got off Orkut because it was a pain replying to scraps, no time :(

silverine said...

hey comment moderation has been disabled! Yipeee!!!

Dr. Pissed said...

But I just hate the fakeu attitude of so many people who just make small talk and forget.

I mean, why bother at all in the first place then no?

Yippee for sure!!

Pinkbury said...

well there is a good reason these friends are in the past. coz they r not worth being in my present.
I would like to keep it that way. I am on orkut to meet new ppl, atleast they have a shot

Bluefrogtribute said...

yEAH ORKUTS A PISS OFF, even though i stare into it for long durations of time without blinking my eyes, its just annoying and u have to add people u even remotely know or meet once just to keep everyone happy.But its better than HI5 that is the lowest shit, Now i just ignore requests to connect with people on million things like zorpia and shit stuff like that esp majority of it comes from sushma joseph and when ure online she does not even acknowledge ure presence

THis comment is not based on any person living or dead, everything is fictional even the charecters name sushma joseph(bloody)

duende said...

talking about running into people you don't really recall, who are you?

Vikram said...

Orkut sucks because of the following too:
1. Today's fortune - A sad ass collection of quotes which tells me nothing whatsoever about my fortune.

2. Online directory of girls - It is an accepted fact that girls have more profile visits than guys. So much so that a guys entire week's count = girls day count. So its just despos all over the place..

3. Profile names - People putting names to reflect their lives is just pissing off! for e.g. "Exams! OMG!", "Italy or France", "Totti for god", "Del Piero rocks"...and so on..yuck..

akshay said...

You can be sure if there is a picture of a hot girl on Orkut/Hi5, more so if she is engaged in something (ahem) naughty, there will be 21742 sad Indian men, with their govt-job-seeking bad-suit-wearing passport photos scanned on, leaving comments like "Hai I am Ramu you are the very hot. Please kiss my friendships ramu_rocky12@hotmail.com" or some such Jharkhandi claptrap.

Eleventy Seven said...

I love that song.
Just for that....

Alice said...

Did you have flowing hair and taliban beard at that time? Perhaps that's why she doesn't recognise you no?

jax said...
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jax said...

Zigackly man. Whats the point if none of the 200 odd friends want to buy me beer??

In other news, the crazy diamond is dead .

THE sushma joseph said...

@david: ohh...now, im fictional huh? when have i ignored you ya? such false accusations!
@mittu: may be, just may be she dint recognise you coz u had the profile pic of Shaktimaan!! just maaay be...:P

frankison said...

orkut sucks....big time

Archana Nathan said...

just wanted to know......are you an ex-christite by any chance?

Vezzlan said...

you only keep lookin at girls profiles all the time and drooling.. dalda told me. thats how he takes bath.. he keeps a bucket below ur face and awits for ten mins.. it will be full by the time u see 4 to 5 profiles... and why were u droolin lookin at wally's profile???

les_fleurs said...

a bunch of people went ahead and added me as a *friend* but don't even respond to a hello.

ladyparadox said...

pink floyd... learning to fly...

slumming it out in madras with no music only man. sigh...

dee iyer said...

i hate orkut toooo.
i hate orkut tooooo.

Anonymous said...

Bloddy crap....thats what orkut is...

Anonymous said...

afterall why not tell google to stop this service?

its a pain in the brain

Anonymous said...

magic of making up