How bad can your aim really be huh?
You tell me man, bloody shit.
So yesterday I was at work, doing my job and all and it was raining here in Mumbai. Now I dont usually have a strong urge to pee or anything when I am at work. Even when I was in school, I never really used to take pee breaks. It just never was something that I was fascinated to do. Some of my classmates would find the need to pee some 20,000 times in a year atleast. Which is a lot, considering we're still in school.
So, even without having any "much" practice, I still dont think I'll goto a loo and mess it up man. Like its a huge commode right. Big enough atleast and I dont think that my aim is so bad that i'll pee all around the fucking commode.
Some retard who used the loo yesterday before I did sprayed all over the place man. On the wall, on the toilet paper, on the sink, everywhere. Like what the fuck... How can you miss so badly. Like its fine if one or two droplets trickle or something just in front of the commode, but this guy had gone berserk in there.
The worst part is, when I came running out, there were 2 other guys waiting to use the loo. Now, unfortuantely for me, they'd think it was me who made the mess.
NOT ONLY DID I NOT GET TO PEE, I AM SURE I AM NOW LOOKED DOWN UPON BY ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO THINKS I HAVE MORE THAN ONE PEE HOLE :(
Fucking retard who cant pee in the pot piss me off!!
Monday, August 20, 2007
Friday, August 10, 2007
Like Yuck!!
I couldnt help myself.
This has got to be written about even though I am very very busy with work and all that shit.
So i started working at a studio recently and boy oh boy do these places throw up surprises.
We're a state of the art studio and all that shit but every morning when I head to the studio, there's this disgusting smell in each of the studio rooms. At first I was perplexed how a room could smell so foul every morning but then i was later informed by the very efficient management that we're a 24 hour studio and that some people actually work throughout the night in most of the suites.
The dimwits that they are, they sit in that same room with the AC running at full blast cause the machines need cooling and keep farting around, quite literally, till the morning and man does it stink in the morning. First of all cause we have split ac's which circulate air inside the room and secondly cause all these guys working in the night subscribe to some hardcore channa batura or whatever. Yabbaaaaa!!
Its disgusting man. Every morning I keep the door open for 20 minutes and load up the Pot Pourri in my suite with that car perfume thing and yet it doesnt help. It eventually leaves the room in about 2 hours or so. Fuck shit.
And I was unfortunate enough to enter one of the suites in the night to check on some files that I had to check up on not only is wind emitted from the anus all night long, the guy at the machine was burping his ass off.. ewwww
I hate people who gas around! They fucking piss me off.
This has got to be written about even though I am very very busy with work and all that shit.
So i started working at a studio recently and boy oh boy do these places throw up surprises.
We're a state of the art studio and all that shit but every morning when I head to the studio, there's this disgusting smell in each of the studio rooms. At first I was perplexed how a room could smell so foul every morning but then i was later informed by the very efficient management that we're a 24 hour studio and that some people actually work throughout the night in most of the suites.
The dimwits that they are, they sit in that same room with the AC running at full blast cause the machines need cooling and keep farting around, quite literally, till the morning and man does it stink in the morning. First of all cause we have split ac's which circulate air inside the room and secondly cause all these guys working in the night subscribe to some hardcore channa batura or whatever. Yabbaaaaa!!
Its disgusting man. Every morning I keep the door open for 20 minutes and load up the Pot Pourri in my suite with that car perfume thing and yet it doesnt help. It eventually leaves the room in about 2 hours or so. Fuck shit.
And I was unfortunate enough to enter one of the suites in the night to check on some files that I had to check up on not only is wind emitted from the anus all night long, the guy at the machine was burping his ass off.. ewwww
I hate people who gas around! They fucking piss me off.
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