Monday, August 20, 2007

Missed a Spot

How bad can your aim really be huh?
You tell me man, bloody shit.

So yesterday I was at work, doing my job and all and it was raining here in Mumbai. Now I dont usually have a strong urge to pee or anything when I am at work. Even when I was in school, I never really used to take pee breaks. It just never was something that I was fascinated to do. Some of my classmates would find the need to pee some 20,000 times in a year atleast. Which is a lot, considering we're still in school.

So, even without having any "much" practice, I still dont think I'll goto a loo and mess it up man. Like its a huge commode right. Big enough atleast and I dont think that my aim is so bad that i'll pee all around the fucking commode.

Some retard who used the loo yesterday before I did sprayed all over the place man. On the wall, on the toilet paper, on the sink, everywhere. Like what the fuck... How can you miss so badly. Like its fine if one or two droplets trickle or something just in front of the commode, but this guy had gone berserk in there.

The worst part is, when I came running out, there were 2 other guys waiting to use the loo. Now, unfortuantely for me, they'd think it was me who made the mess.

NOT ONLY DID I NOT GET TO PEE, I AM SURE I AM NOW LOOKED DOWN UPON BY ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO THINKS I HAVE MORE THAN ONE PEE HOLE :(

Fucking retard who cant pee in the pot piss me off!!

8 comments:

vsqz said...

I have an this same experience. My experience felt more like a prank then some guy with really fucked up aim.

He left a trail of his prank. From the urinal, on the floor, all over the toilet, on the toilet paper, to the sink and even the doorknob.

How could people find this funny?

I understand how you felt when you were in this similar situation.

jax said...

Fuck! What kind of shithole have you landed yourself in man? Come back to Bengloor. No Vada Paavs here, but you can always eat the creepy looking smileys at Koshy's.

Anonymous said...

hahahahhaa...thats a real funny post man...keep it up !!! :)) I really crack up at every single one of ur posts( no pun intended). I dont know if bloggin gets ur frustration out, but it sure is getting ppl in splits :)) Keep the good work up and if the person who was waiting outside when you came out of the loo confronts you again, look him right in the eyes and say "piss off" :)) hahahaha

haathi said...

believe me, it happens in womens loos also. even when theres no questions of aim. i mean how hard is it to stay in one place until you're FULLLLLY done, thank you very much??

but the worst is unisex loos. like in my current workplace. you have no choice. and you have the sprayers and the non-sitters. BLEAGHH!

rushesanomaly said...

hahhahah!!! Its so true. Here, our dept has uni-sex toilets and "aimless" souls do mess up often. But then, the worst is when they leave their stuff to be flushed by the next user. Not kidding. I dont feel remotely funny then, but an urge to chop them and flush aswell. But with somebody else, its ridiculously funny. hhahahhah!

Good to see you back, man!!

Dalda said...

dont lie. we all know u have more than one pee point. u r somethin like a cow. y do u think we nicknamed u as pee pandu, the rising gaandu. haa haa haa. wassup!

haathi said...

hey
where'd you go?
i miss your blog
:(

AMIT said...

Hey but what does pee means here?

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