Oh man, this totally sucks. Inzy and his boys can go suck on their thumbs for all I care.
I totally lost whatever little respect I had for the Pakistani Cricket team today. Fucking fucktards. What the fuck do they think about themselves? Really!! There are limits to which you can stretch your fucking cheapness, but to do what they did today is just not fucking acceptable. Not to the millions of us watching cricket with so much anticipation at home/office/wherever. They fucking owe us that much to entertain us. Bastards.
So today, Pakistan walk off the field with some 18 balls left needing 18 runs to win with just 3 wickets in hand. I am no huge cricket fan. I don't watch much cricket either. But throw an India-Pakistan One Day match in my face and I'll be hell interested. Don't know what it is about these cricket matches, but they never seem to stop fascinating me. Let alone me, everyone in Bangalore atleast. I just love it when an India Pak match happens. Every one stays glued to the television, eyes riveted to the television sets, small eats all stacked up nicely and in close reach and watching the match with the spirit that is innate with being Indian I guess.
And what do these fucktards from Pakistan do? Walk off the field with a lame ass excuse of Bad Light. Now give me a fucking break. I aint no rocket scientist, but it doesn't take much to pull off that scam alright. First off, Inzy 'I am a pussy" Maam is run out obstructing the field. What a fine example to set Mr. Capeetain. And then as he walks back to the dressing room, he does his filmi shit by looking up to the heavens for answers. What a bastard. I felt like whacking the shit out of the numbskull of his.
Then, as he was sitting there in his dressing room watching his team almost go down to a fighting Indian side, he quickly checked with his statisticians and figured that if he asked his "boys" to leave the field on time, they win the match by some 7 runs cause of some two dip shits called Duckworth and Lewis.
Who the fuck is Duckworth and Lewis? Do I really care? I want the fucking match to end like it should. Either India wins or it loses. We still deserve a full match. Not a half assed match where one team is too sissy to continue due to bad light. Give me a fucking break. Those bastards just pulled a fast one on us and we're taking it lightly.
I think we need to nuke the mother fuckers!
11 comments:
Well said sir. Well said!
I can somewhat relate to what you are going through, Our school's soccer team has been on a losing streak for 5 years now.
Last week they ended their season. The Varsity team lost their last game and the JV Team ended their season with a tie. The JV team is better than the Varsity team. How can this be. The worst time the Varsity team lost was when they lost 14-0.
The soccer team is going no where. They need a better coach, Hell they need better everything.
oops, I know this is late, but yesterday(feb 6th) was lizzy's b'day...did you remember?
hey there pumpkin .. i was going to be stupid and call you pineapple! whats going on ?
nice to hear from you after many many days !
cool it bro!!!
i like cricket. i've read this blog twice. i did that. i actually read the whole thing again.
Anon: heh as long as we're in agreement :)
vsqz: you can just imagine how much it must suck considering that we're two countries who have one of the longest standing cricket rivalries.
twinkle: amen!
angel: thuu, what ya. I wished her off. But it was still nice bumping into you that day.
ms. iyer: heh, pina afful wah? What a scene. Nice to hear from you too. I am glad you still like reading my blog :)
loonie: heh not really ya. But it did stink that day. I felt like throwing stuff at the tv
alice: put me in a cage and throw me a banana
whoosh: assshooo, araaam ma!
pooja: Trust me, the minute you see inzy's face, you'll feel the same "agitation" as me.`
clap clap! bravo. thuu onlee the match was. full on kakka the game rulez were. shameless. its like the drainage here in madras. lets us take a plane ond go nuke them. i want to experience wat that d00d felt when he nuked nagasaki. so chindi it iz.
acc to my budget, lets rent a plane (or flick it)
plane = 1 ticket = 1000 bucks (lets steal the blore madras flight)
1 atom bamb? no idea abt the price, can some1 buy me one plz plz plz.
petrol will be in plane onlee, if any problem, we shall fuel it in some HP bunk on the way. so petrol 300/-
so nice ya. lets go putted the bomb and all.
Ur so right bout the fuckwits. Wud luv to nuke them ya. Plz let me knw, i tink 1300 is within my budjet n i can make sum crude bombs myself. It might help to blow up Duckworth n lewis :D
lets go putted the bomb nowwwww!!!
These guys play to win. They are not bothered about sportmanship or other alien words like fairplay.
I agree, but india isn't the only team that has been on the receiving end of this stupidity..
Post a Comment