Sunday, August 28, 2005

Christian Retreats



Oh man, I am Catholic alright, Roman Catholic at that, but fucking shit, I dont get these fucking christian retreats. They bloody piss me off and when I have aunties and uncles talking about how these fucking miracle works work their charms and apparently HEAL people, it fucking pisses me off even more.

Not to be blasphemous or anything, but I dont like those guys on TV. Especially these Tamil guys who claim to have the hand of God and to have the power to frigging heal the world. Then why the fuck are they on TV? Why arent they out there doing shit for the people, lets say in Somalia for instance, where they are really fucking needed?

Why the fuck do they goto stand on a stage, hold their hand out and knock someone on the head hard enough to make that person go crashing down to the floor only to have him wake up much later after lying unconcious for a while because of the hard knock on their head and cause of the pain from crashing down to the floor and temporarily feeling weightlessness and happy soon after.

I just dont get it I tell you. And when they try to spread the good word, that pisses me off even more. Thank you, but I dont want to be a part of this crap! You can take your salad elsewhere..

17 comments:

silverine said...

oh boy! oh boy! oh boy! A fellow sufferer. Well me too RC and me too can't stand the Benny Hinn type of stage managed Christians. Or the Bible thumping types who screech from the mikes on the numerous grounds in Bangalore. Great post.

Dr. Pissed said...

yeah, they all suck!
I got into an argument today and I cant believe how many people actually believe in all that crap!
For crying out loud, its STAGED. Isint that obvious eh?

Rat said...

It is called MIC !! :)

Tell me about these retreats. I almost got chucked out of college in the first year , because I did not attend the mandatory retreat for roman catholics. I actually had to go beg the nuns to not to chuck me out ! #E$%#$^$%^

Rat said...

Oh and just saw your first post. Is that you in the picture ?

Dr. Pissed said...

yeah .. tis me :)
Long hair, ugly face!

dee iyer said...

umm . you're from christ ?
so you know Ganatra ?
so whats your name ?
also . i like your style dude .. where'd you get the blog link ?
maybe your things that piss me off header should have a - vortex of pessimism by line ..

Give the blog a should whenever you can . This should be fun.

dee iyer said...

mithun ?

Dr. Pissed said...

Oh do you have to say it out loud?

Btw, tell Vipul he sucks :P

dee iyer said...

touche..
you're the one they call m.a.d or something to that effect. Im sorry, was your identity on this thing unknown or something.

dee iyer said...

dude. welcomes you to my blog.
give it a peek.
I loved the laddoo post.
thou hast read my mind.

Dr. Pissed said...

Gee thanks.. I feel humbled.

dee iyer said...

Dude !!!!

update update !

i cant keep posting comments on the same page.

Penny Lane said...

Another Roman Catholic joining in... I got yelled at very horribly in my frustrated nun convent school when I ditched a Mass. And it was ONE Mass, after years and years of attending Masses. In college also, I had to show my face at the mandatory retreats and somehow escape... Only I couldnt go home, cos then I'd be facing my parents wrath! It was difficult, I tell you...

Pink said...

I love the logo on your sidebar... dp ... very cool. Keep pissing! :)

Dr. Pissed said...

Oh man .. I feel on top of the world knowing that I am not the only one bothered by all these trivial issues. Woohooo!!

Anyone want to do a Guest Blog entry here, let me know..

Dr. Pissed said...

doctorpissed at gmail dot com
send off like anything..
ok?

Anonymous said...

"I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I want to feel his salvation all over my face." ROFL



HEHEEHHHAHAHAAHAH
its goooooooooood
dr. pissed you are on your way to become a fullfledged atheist......
i dont blame you though...its whole concept of god thats weird... must be a very intellegent man , the guy who invented god.....the whole world got hooked..... i like to believe in the stars though...like calvin says - its nice to know that ur not responsible for your actions...