Wednesday, May 03, 2006

POMS - The Mother of All Piss Offs



Pom·er·a·ni·an (pŏm'ə-rā'nē-ən, -rān'yən) pronunciation
n.
  1. Any of a breed of small dogs having long silky hair, a foxlike face, pointed ears, and a hairy ail curling over the back. These dogs are the Mother of All Piss Offs the world over. Shoot everyone of them at sight and dont think twice about cutting them into small pieces either.
I think thats more than enough no? Fucking mother fucking bastard breed of a dog only these Poms are. They dont deserve to live on our planet. They need a planet of their own. I am officially issuing a "Kill the mother fuckers warrant" against all living Poms. Each and everyone of you reading this blog is free to kill as many poms as you guys sight and are free to point to this website and the "Kill the Mother Fuckers Warrant" that is in bold letters after doing so if questioned.

They dont serve a purpose. They arent cute. Thus they cant be pets. They cant be guard dogs if they can be run over by a bicycle. What the fuck are they going to guard? Their balls? They have this annoying face that no one can stand. They also have the worst bark in dog land. I mean really, who the fuck gives a damm about their worthless lives? NO ONE. Thus I say, kill them all.

Today as I was coming back home, this small little twit of an animal they call a Pom came running out a gate and charging at my leg. Since I was riding and wearing nice Converse Floaters, i kicked the mother fucker in the face. Then i stopped the bike, had a huge argument with his owner and told him to keep this dog tied to his gate else I am just going to run him over with my bike. He didnt even bother asking me why. I think he knew the answer already!!

In all fairness to the breed, I am not going to rant about them any further. I just think this breed of dog is by far the biggest piss off in the planet.

83 comments:

wally said...
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wally said...

For once, I agree with ya. Poms are just born with a fuck all attitude I think.

Btw, very bad photoshop work. I expected better.

Princess said...

Chee even I hate poms! And they always have fuck all names like Browny (go figure...), Sweety, Whitey etc. And THE MOST IRRITATING POM OF ALL TIME has to be that pom in Hum Aapke Hain Kaun. Pom playing cricket itsims. Chooth.

Sudhir P said...

Pom next door died recently. Celebration time

silverine said...

I have to agree with you on this one. They are so irritatingly cranky and nervous and bark non stop with that sharp sound *UGH*

But they are good watch dogs, better than Alsatians who will sleep in the night.

@Sudhir: LOL

Lavanya said...

It is true that they have an annoying bark and are very excitable creatures but hey they are cute,and if you came to Australia and said death to all poms the english will be on your case something bad! the brits are "poms" here and italians and greeks are called "wogs" :) bit of future awareness might come in handy!:)

i dont bang goats on the highway said...

i hate to admit it but i have to agree with u. poms r spastic. i mean, the only thing that can be worse than poms r probly the mosquitoes in chennai. i mean there r so many mosquitoes here that they would probly be more than the number of poms in the entire planet. i want to kill poms now.

p.s. for those of u who wish to kill poms, aim for the mouth first else tape its mouth. i u beat them up, they will whine like dr pissed. else nail their mouths. and then stich it to double check it. if u want to kill a pom in a clean way, throw it into the washing machine.

oh ya, damn sad pic bro. looks like u r grooming the pom instead of killin it. expected more from u. sad.

Finch, Scout said...

haiyyo. dog aa? thet? insult to dogdom.

you know what's damn funny?
this one particularly annoying Pom near my house called Preeti (I'm NOT kidding) always has shit stuck to the fur around its ass. It's too too funny!

lol. i was going to fully kreeteek the pikchur like Wally and Dalda did. but issokay.

in pure defense:
POMS DONT DESERVE GOOD PHOTOSHOP JOBS.

vsqz said...

Awesome, my very own "Kill the mother fuckers warrent". I am going to enjoy this very much.

frankison said...

ur right they r really annoying..........especially their barking

Pinkbury said...

Being a PETA member & all the jazz, I should be really offended by this, but I am not. Those creatures are really annoying, I mean are they really dogs?? I think of Dalmations or German Sheps as dogs, poms are just furry irritating toys of fuzzy, irritating 'madhuri dixit' wannabes.

Alice said...

Doesn't their bark remind you of those old rubber-balloon type auto horns?

Vikram said...

The dog fuckin looks like a mutated sheep! I like sheep better, they give wool and mutton biryani...This shitty dog is USELESS !

i know what u did this summer said...

someone please come kill the 'Brownie' downstairs for me no....

-Sus

Loonie said...

I hate poms. Fucking dumb wits.

Ketaki said...

lol!! dunno how i got here but glad i did!
i love dogs but i DO NOT consider Poms to be dogs.. dont even get me started on their icessant yelping and pathetic, ugly faces! ugh..!

and what the hell name is pomeranian anyway? as if POM is any better. reminds me of a cheerleader's pompom, only much more annoying!!

If I tell ya, I'll have to kill ya said...

I AGREE. God I hate Poms too. That squeeky bark...aaaahhh.. i think i prefer a root canal. wait a minute. maybe not.

Anonymous said...

I sort of agree. The dog's a pain but it's my fiancee's so I have to put up with it. Funny how it's always growling and barking at me even though it's 'known' me for almost a year. Does the same to my son.. And it makes this constant licking/sucking noise that drives me insane. I always have to cover my ears with pillows at night. This is the first dog I've ever really not liked..

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh I hate them too. Nothing can be worse than my boyfriends pom. The thing is such an annoying fag dog. To make things worse it has an awful breathing problem that is so loud! It sounds like the dogs got the mouth farts. It keeps me awake at night. I hear you about the annoying slirping sound. It has the worst breath. I have never hated a dog, I mean rat so much. I love dogs guys, but this thing is far from cute. Those pop out eyes look like one of those rubber stress toys you squeeze. The thing is so pathetic that he can't be without my boyfriend, or it will sit and bark and whine at the door till he gets back. The dog makes me crazy. He begs for food with his loud ass mouth everytime we eat. I admit one time I gave it table food with hot sauce on it just to try to make it stop begging. FAGGOT DOGS! I should post a video of the dog just so you can see how annoying the thing is. This pom can probably win first place at the most annoying of all dogs on the planet.

Anonymous said...

I'm sooooo relieved to see I'm not the only one who feels this way. My friend has one and it's the only time I've felt myself wanting to kick or punch a dog. The damn thing is a joke! And I'm an ASPCA and PETA member!

Anonymous said...

The previous three anonymous postings have said it all! Most annoying is the constant "K" sounds the runts make when panting with their tongues. Then that damn curled-up tail with the asshole boosted up and staring you in the face. The bug eyes and slime around it. The incessant barking, whining and wimpering. Shitty bitch attitudes and nervousness and hyperactivity! uuuggggghhhhh!!!!!! There, I feel better!

Anonymous said...

okay I agree, I have to live with one it's pure HELL I whant to slit it's throat and burn IT !!!!!! ALL POMERANIANS DIE AND GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm so relieved to see that it's not just me.. I thought I was evil or something. I have a "pet" pom..I hate him so bad..I don't know what to do..I never hated a dog or anything really. I can't stand how he stares at me all the time.. I tell him "DON'T LOOK AT ME" and he turns his head and doesn't look at me, but he wants to so bad..he looks up in the air and down at the floor but you can tell he wants to...He pretends to be stupid but if I can tell a dog not to look at me and he listens, then I know..that he knows everything that I've taught him. He just does whatever the hell he wants if i'm not looking and he knows he's in trouble the minute i find out.. So HE KNOWS what he can and can't do but just says "f#!* it" and does what he wants anyway..If he had fingers, i'm sure he'd flip me off!!! Hate him!!

Darren said...

My wife has been dog-sitting one of these sorry excuses for the last four days and I've been close to putting it out of my misery a dozen times. It barks at me for no reason, especially when I walk through a door. It lays in the middle of the hallway so that I nearly trip over it while it pathetically tries to move out of the way. It actually moves INTO my way rather than out of it. And then that bark; blood nearly comes out of my ears! I don't think I could do the job myself but if the raccoons did it... I'd be fine with that.

Anonymous said...

I hate the very sight of these useless crappy looking beasts

Anonymous said...

UUuggghhh i hatteee them. My sister got a pomeranian and THIS VERY INSTANT its howling and yapping. Just then she was holding the dog while playing the laptop and i said not to let her touch it. "im not letting her touch it! She wont touch it" And,she DID touch it and ripped one of our mac laptops key. Then i stood up to bring the laptop somewhere else and my breakfast dropped and now i have no breakfast >:<
its so annoying and will bite until you pry her teeth off. i mean LITTERALLY. i have to PULL them both open. She bites everyone and if you accidently step on her tail a little or step on her leash she will SHREAK...LOUDLY...
My sister says her yapping is "cute" and that she is "sweet" but even my mom is scared of that dog.
She yaps all night. My sister said they were so "easily trained" and "wont yap" but i didnt even believe that. She said she'd be just like a cat on a leash.
Ugh rant srry but yeah i thought i was the only one who didnt like them. I agree they arent even dogs! Im more of a cat person anyway but its like pomeranians are a different species...like the, Yappicus Biticus pomerania

Anonymous said...

I agree, fuck these pieces of shit! I hate these things, one bit my ankle once i wanted to kick it! Then one of my exes cousin had one and it would not shut up! I even asked my gf if i could stomp it and she begged me to but ik her cousin would pry bawl doing so. I like the idea of killing these things, dont get me wrong i love dogs but these r just a weak disgrace to "cute" things everywhere

Anonymous said...

I love all dogs. These aren't dogs. Fucking hate those things! They yap all the time for no reason. Piss in the corner when your not looking.

Anonymous said...

You are all sick fucks..go ahead and remove my post because I don't agree with you. Maybe they aren't the cutest dogs but if they are raised right half the shit you're talking would be nonexistent. How can you hate and kick animals you fucking freaks! Why don't some of you seek professional help! Maybe go back to school and learn how to spell instead of talking about killing and torturing animals.

Anonymous said...

Can I just say wtf? I am a Pom owner and they light up my day every single day. They are smart, sweet and adorable. I get compliments from strangers all the time about them. Even though I have such a love for poms this website didn't make me angry. It made me laugh to think how utterly pathetic you people must be to get so worked up over a cute little dog. And I don't use pathetic lightly...

Anonymous said...

Agreed :) The problem you people seem to have is with Pomeranian owners - all dogs are born barkers and spastics, because theyre dogs. Unfortunately too few owners take the time to properly train their especially high-strung Pomeranians, who otherwise are some of the most devoted and intelligent dogs out there.

Anonymous said...

Someone should shoot you ASSHOLE!!!

Anonymous said...

To everyone that said Poms should all be killed..you can all go straight to Hell. I have a Pom and he is my baby. He is the sweetest most loving dog I've ever been around. He is also VERY smart. And the only time he barks is to let me know someone is at the door. An it isn't even an annoying bark. He is just precious and I have no use for anyone that would talk about a dog or any of Gods creatures this way. All of you are just ignorant and don't know anything. Then only reason a Pom would behave in any of the ways described by all of you idiots would be because they weren't trained properly or due to poor breeding. But that is also the care with any and all animals. Alright just had to put in my opinion because this really hurt my feelings. Nobody talks about my baby like that :( Everyone have a great day.

Anonymous said...

I own a Pom and I have loved him more than any dog I've ever owned. He barks when people come up to the door, but I consider that a good thing. Poms are some of the most devoted and loving pets around. Actually, I have to say that if I had to kill my Pom or a human stranger, the stranger is DOA. That's how much this cute little fucker means to me.

Anonymous said...

Pomeranian owners just have bad tastes in dogs, I'm tellin' ya. All toy dogs are abominations. I fucking hate them and their owners. All of you can suck my ass hair. No one wants to hear those mutant, disgusting canines yap. Fuck em.

Anonymous said...

This really made my day. Iunfortunately live with one of these disgusting creatures. I love dogs and all animals but for some reason when I think about this beast I am filled with rage picturing myself doing the most evil things to this abomination. Its is so dumb and a complete spaz and its eyes and head bob around like its retarded are something. It doesn't listen are do anything you say. It pees on himself if you yell at it and rapps like you just kick it in the face or something. it doesn't eat because its hungry it only eats when my girlfriend tells it to and it has to ave her watch it eat. It will only poop where it wants to even if it has to poop it want do it unless the stupid fuck litaerally sniffs all the entire apartment complex. And then scoots and walks at the same time it shits. WTF........oh and u give it a bath it goes outside just to pee and comes back in and somehow smells like death and it didn't even do anything. It takes his food out the bowl and sets it beside the bowl and eats them one at a time. And chew on himself making the most aweful sounds. Its purpose and only talent is to follow my girlfreind every step she goes. How fucking annoying is that. It has this nasal thing where its sounds like its snorting where it can't breath..when it does this I'm hoping it will fall over and die.

Anonymous said...

I was recently bequeathed one of these things from a dear friend who passed. I've selectively bred, raised, trained, and shown another purebred breed of dog in the AKC conformation circuit for many years. I'm around all types and breeds of canines at the show venues which include not only the conformation event, but agility, herding, field trials, rally, luring, coursing, and obedience exhibitions. To the Chase,.....who in the Hell ever decided these things were a breed of dog?!?! Satan? That's the only answer I can come-up with that satisfies my question. Anyone else want to take a shot at answering it?

Anonymous said...

I love dogs, I own four of them. My mother-in-law owns a Pom, and I hate that dog with the fury of a thousand suns. Her name is Maggie. She has a stupid little face, stupid little eyes, and yaps and growls at my dogs. I've seriously fantasized about shoving chocolate down her throat and having her get raped by a pitbull. I hate that fucking dog.

Anonymous said...

Pomeranians are horrible dogs. Piss and shit everywhere. Hump everything. Destroy furniture. Bite. Bark. Skreetch. Squeal. You name it. Oh and mind you, the one I'm talking about has had extensive professional training. They are bad breeds. Worst animal ever!

Anonymous said...

Poms are from the leftovers-end of the 'dog' gene pool.

Whoever created this so-called breed (a yapping handbag accessory would be a better term) should be memorialised, for all the wrong reasons.

Anonymous said...

I agree. Vick would have been a hero if he arranged dogfights with this satanic breed instead of real dogs

Anonymous said...

I absolutely hate Poms. They are noisy little anal rodents that have some of the most stupid characteristics as a so called "dog"/rat. Those prisy little purse rats should be extinct off this planet forever. Death to all Poms!

Anonymous said...

I call them Satan's Anal Warts. Nasty little hairbags with the most horrible yapping bark ever heard. Kill them all!!!!

Anonymous said...

I looked in the bible and found that one day god got bored and decided to let satan create an animal. His choice, the pomeranian.

Anonymous said...

I am ashamed to admit it but I find myself agreeing. Of all dogs my 2 young sons have a Pom. I find myself wanting to strangle him and throw him out my window. To make things worse my younger son refuses to swap him for another dog. I have to say I have always been a lover of dogs but this breed is stubborn, manipulative whines constantly. Ugh!!!!!!!! And I am the one that has to take care of him.

Anonymous said...

Wow I agree with you 100%. Especially how they pretend to act dumb like they don't understand yet you can say something else and they know exactly what you mean. I too am a Pom owner, well my sons are anyways I am beginning to loathe the dang dog he sits in his kennel and whines and whines then the minute he is let out and I am not looking he goes and does number 1and 2 in my sons room. No matter how long or hard you try to train them they still do whatever they want. Worst of all my husband and sons love him and as for me I want to punch him in the face

Anonymous said...

My kids have a Pom and I have worked tirelessly to potty train this dog. I am very good about putting him on the potty pad when he needs to go he has been training 2 months straight and til this day if he does not get a treat every time he does number 2 then the next time he is free and is even for a second without being watched he poops and pees on my carpet. Honestly I find that kinda strange I either treat or praise him but as soon as he doesn't get what he wants he goes behind my back and soils my carpet. I wouldnt say that its because as you put it I am a lousy pet parent. This breed is very manipulative, he tore up a very nice comfy kennel I bought him, he is always biteing me or especially my 5 And 6 year old sons. I research all the sites for tips it doesn't seem to make a difference.

Anonymous said...

they shouldn't even be considered dogs. They're more of a yapping Rodent. All they ever want is constant attention 24/7. It's too much to keep up with a dog that was bred to be a spoiled attention seeking brat.They're so unintelligent, and no matter how hard you train them they still piss and shit all over the house. The only reason they're still around is because of the idiots who protected them from dying out in natural selection.

Anonymous said...

oh my god. I got stuck with one of these rat dogs. Let me tell you, I have owned dogs that I don't want on my furniture so ive kept them outside. I keep this dog outside all day and night. When I go out to feed him he starts shaking and crying like the pathetic brat he is. He cries all day night and when I go out there he just stops and stares at me like I'm his other half. these things are SO pathetic. I don't see why these are considered dogs. Should I put him in a cage with wood chippings and a ballpoint water bottle meant for guinea pigs? I live alone in an isolated house so no neighbors can call the cops on me for "abusing a brat dog" who for some reason isn't supposed to be treated like a normal dog. Also, no matter how hard a dumb owner says that they've trained their pomashitian, they're going to pee when they get excited. no doubt. I don't care how well trained your dog is, it's in their nature to be little pissballs. Another reason they should be kept in a cage like a guinea pig. Little fluffy yellow shit.

Anonymous said...

I Agree too. I also hate pomeranians. They are rich people's dogs. Unfortunately i killed one once. I was so angry with the little bastard, then i kicked it. I know that it wasn't the right thing to do, but i was willing to do this for a long time. Oh God it was so good, such a relief. I do not encourage anyone to kill animals. this is wrong.

Blogger said...

What a piece of shit whore... Animals sense when they aren't liked hopefully your bf sees what a whore you are and chooses his dog instead of you

Blogger said...

What piece is shit excuses to hate a dog. "He sits in the hallway" get the fuck out of here with that.

Anonymous said...

Fucking Assholes. . There is also a breed of people I hate... it's all of you ignorant fucktards.

Anonymous said...

Im reading these comments and I finally dont feel like the only one who has this problem, my gf has a pom, I FUCKING HATE IT. I have a small dog that I am perfectly fine with and love, but the pom, oh my. The thing will take its food out of the bowl and eat it piece by piece because its scared of its bowl. It pisses every time it sees me. I want to kill the thing. It shakes randomly and now is limping because he fell down the stairs ( without me kicking it! ) I dont consider it to be a dog and I sure dont treat it like a dog, almost ran over it by accident as it runs infront of my car when I pull in when its outside, I pray to god this dog suffer in hell

james bissey said...

Have no idea what you're talking about mine super cool as hell I seen him fight off to giant poodles didn't even flinch

Anonymous said...

Well to everyone on this site who hates Pomeranians , guess what? Today is fucking Christmas and I'm Santa . I've been dating my girlfriend for about three years now we finally decided to move in with each other about eight months ago . There were some major concerns for one I have a 14-year-old daughter secondly our pets I have a 115 pound Akita named juice and she has or had a little rat bag fuck Pomeranian named ocito. We always talked about moving in but in the back of my mind I knew it was a matter of time for Ocito if that happened . Make a long story short this dog was obnoxious it followed my girl friend every where would torment juice when ever my girl was around cause he new nothing would happen. I learned to detest this dog it had a breathing issue it sounded like some kind of hog it piss and shit whenever he was left alone to be spiteful. And when ever I would feed juice a burger and exclude him he acted like a spoiled child . Well befor his dying days I did have some fun with him. When it was just me and my daughter and my girlfriends of work we would take the pom and lock him in his crate and put it outside in the freezing cold balcony and we would leave the blinds open so he could see juice inside chilling by the war fire place. One time me and my boy took him to the woods we brought his smelly as crate with us . We shoved him in there and wrapped a 500 shot belt of thunderbombs around the crate and set it off. I for sure thought he would have a heart attack but he lived . It was great I took his sunshine away from him he was living in fear and he deserved to be. About month and a half ago my daughter wanted to watch a movie and lay down on the couch , that rat bag piece of shit was on the couch and refused to move . my daughter was in no mood for his shit grabbed him by his fur to take him off the couch. And he sunk his teeth into my daughters arm. Unfortunately to ocitos demise juice caught wind of the whole thing . Before I could blink an eye me or my daughter juice had Ocito in his mouth. Just seeing the look of horror and hearing this pile shit screen was priceless . Me and my daughter just sat there and watched. Within under 15 seconds Ocito was dead his torso had been ripped to shreds and his neck was snapped. Fuck yeah your a. Dead motherfucker now . My only concerns were juice getting a disease from this anal gland stink pot piece of shit and the carpet was going to have to be replaced. To all you Pom loving owners out there your the sick ones and ignorant stupid fucking idiots . You know it's not natural for a dog to be that small , they are descendants of a fucking skunk that is a fact . So go stick your tounge in there anal glands or anal sacs what ever. get a good look at your pieces shit and then look at a skunk minus the color they sure as hell do you look alike to me . My dog did this world a favor Akita power . My girlfriend wanted to get ashes of her a little pom Pom . I told her if she did if she dared to waste $200 on that I would use whatever his ashes are kept in as an ash tray. For those of you don't like this open up your mouth And suck my nuts . This actually did happen this used to be Ocitos play ground lmfao

Anonymous said...

YES ^ I loved that story, I'm the comment 2 above yours and still hate my gf's pom, wish I could have been there to see it ripped to shreds! and the ammunition thing is giving me ideas! I have to find ways to secretly hit the dog and make it admit that its nothing than a piece of fuck

Pocca Zing said...

Aka your little shit was being a typical pom with a napoleon complex and tried to compensate its pussy size by acting like an asshole to a big dog. I see it all he time, Poms are notorious for doing this. Lol, i guess the breed cant accept that theyre all inferior pussies. You know any other breed could rip your little shits head off..

Pocca Zing said...

HAHAHAH THIS MADE MY DAY. the way you described the pom is exactly how all of them act. Jealous, clingy, bratty, spiteful. They all deserve to be locked up in a closet woth their mouths duct taped. Maybe that would put them in their place, but probably not because their behavior cant be stopped. They were born that way

Anonymous said...

I agree with you like you can't imagine, I hate my sisters Pom and all I do all day is dream up ways to end them, oh she has a maltese cross shitzu as well. I want to disguise a stick of dynamite like a steak and blow bits of useless dogs everywhere to my delight and liberty. I want to purge myself by leaving them on a sandbank at low tide and as I drive off in the boat gently turn my head just enough to witness their howls of fear as the impending high tide swallows them up leaving sharks to finish the job. At the start of the movie Arachnophobia I want to drop them in that huge pit on the top of a mountain full of unidentified creatures that can slowly digest them. I want to douse them in pungent fuel and smile just before flicking a match at them. I want to drop them into a dog fight with the worst pit bull on planet earth and then put $10,000 cash on the pit bull and laugh my arse off. I want to tie them up and throw darts at them. I want to fake accidentally spilling boiling hot tea on them and then grin as I eat my biscuit. I want to fly them to Hawaii just to put them on a surfboard and when they get dumped by the waves watch them get carved up by the coral reef. I want to drop them in the middle of the Australian outback and let them die of thirst. When my sister goes out I try to kick them with everything I've got until I'm out of breath then I eat a big mac right in front of them and watch the hunger in their eyes. I hate Poms.

Sage said...

Even if they are annoying or a pain in the ass you should NEVER wish them to all die or say shit about wanting them to. Dispite them been like they are. You all should damn right be ashamed. Dont like them fine dont get one but saying all that shit about them is F up to the max. You all honest disgust me to no end. My pom may be a pain in the ass but i still love her. You ALL are animal abusers and should be reported for saying such foul things about any dog breed. Poms can be good pets if raised correctly. They just take a bit more effort then normal dogs. None of y'all decerve a pet im afraid you people will end up killing them if they so much as look at you wrong. Disgusting simply disgusting

sione808 said...

Does Maggie live around university Ave Oahu ?

Anonymous said...

Fuck you all. Pomeranians are great.

Anonymous said...

As an addition, none of you motherfuckers should ever have a dog. Go fuck yourselves. RIP Ocito.

Anonymous said...

Lol. Busted by your mother-in-law

Oscar Chou said...
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Anonymous said...

To all little toy Pom owners, you guys are the sick ones. Poms were 30lb sledge dogs, but now bred to me small, now do you know what that fucking means u fucking imbeciles? It means, they have a large dogs mind or character in a small dogs body. YES EXACTLY LIKE A MIDGET THATS WHY THEY HAVE JOINT ISSUES AND OTHER DISEASES THAT THROW BACK POMS DO NOT FUCKING HAVE you toy dog breed owners make me sick, breeding dog knowing they will suffer from breathing and joint issues I don't know why you people think it's okay. These poms already are fucked in the head naturally, no fucking training can change that, it's insecure of its size and barks a lot. Just like little shit cunts who are all just talk, but when it comes to defending themselves they are just little bitches. That is a fucking fact, Pomeranians are like this because of you dumb fucks. Don't say how much you love dogs and buy these sick dogs encouraging more breeding of these prone to sickness dogs with mental ill characters. You small dog owners make me sick, toy breeds are not fucking normal, everyone knows. You guys just have a fetish for little things and playing god to get things that don't naturally occur. FUCK YOU SICK FUCKS

Anonymous said...

Toy breeds are not ethical you dumb fuck

skynetvirus.CPU said...

Have one that lives in my building, and it's a massive piece of shit. Barks loud af any time someone rings a bell in the building or opens the lobby door. Whenever you pass by the door of that shitty apartment, it runs up to it all violently and scratches the door like a complete imbecile. I've had daydreams during the middle of my work day of that stupid thing being slowly devoured alive by all kinds of insects and also swiftly and violently taken out in various ways as it yaps that dumbass fucking bark of his. Worthless asshole should be punted to the moon. Or taken off into the wilderness by a pack of wolves and having all manners of unspeakable, painful things happening to it.

skynetvirus.CPU said...

I like your style.

Anne said...

My daughter moved in with her 2 poms and the one wont stop leaving shit piles by the bathroom floor, no matter how long or often you take her out...ugh

Anne said...

My daughter moved in with her 2 poms and the one wont stop leaving shit piles by the bathroom floor, no matter how long or often you take her out...ugh

Anonymous said...

I thought it was just me!!
Someone I know owns one of these useless fucks... all the thing does is bark. Non stop. When you're eating. When you're trying to sleep. When you walk to him or walk away. It hides itself and fucking yaps at literally nothing for hours on end. You can be petting and holding it and it will bark it's stupid annoying little head off.
Little shit always bites when you do ANYTHING. Take a step to its bed? Better growl and snarl at you. Take it for a walk? Fuck you asshole, here's some teeth.
I never cared much for small dogs. I own a 70 pound dobie/pit mix. He's amazing. He barks at the doorbell or door knock but never for no dumb ass reason, especially in a quiet home.
Biggest thing for me is their attitude of entitlement. The little FUCKER wants to lay in bed, yet runs when you go to pick it up. Then when you grant them the permission to sleep in YOUR bed, it bites you and growls and snarls and yaps whenever you turn or roll over.
Fuck these stupid ass useless turds. Fuck them and their ugly squashed faces and anxiety ridden personalities. Uggghhhhhhh.

Anonymous said...

My Akita Juice Killed a Pomeranian . I wont even lie My boy joey his girl had one of these things hence the word had . The fire crackers work , you go out buy 1000 or 10,000 shot thunder bomb belt put the pile of shit in the crate and wrap the thunder bombs around the crate and set it off . It didn't kill mine My akita killed Ocito that was the faggots name . The firecrackers traumatized him for days he didn't bark nothing was in a state of shock. Joeys dog lived threw it as well so when we got back to joeys house he looked at me and said fuck this shit E he went into his bed room got his pellet gun and shot tony in both his legs he let tony whimper and suffer then we went and got Juice and let her finish tony off . Joe lives in wooded area so when his girl got home Joey said I let him out back to take a leak and he was mauled by coyotes . If you don't have the balls to do this

Anonymous said...

If you really want to solve the problem it's easy ANTI FREEZE the dumb little bastards can't help them selves it's like candy to them with in a hour or so after that's all she wrote. Nobody will ever know but you , Pomeranians are disgusting filthy dogs that don't listen my moms used to eat our cats shit out the litter box. Ugh I remember tricking him into thinking I like him getting him in my lap holding his neck down and ripping out his hair in Clumps and chunks. That shit had to hurt ,another time me and my boys we are in high school this was junior high we tied his mouth shut and played football with him using him as the football ever since then he won't come anywhere near me my friend Ronnie scored a touchdown and spiked him . I will also hit him up with my slingshot . I'm not allowed near the dog the fucking Homo

Anonymous said...

If there were hunting season for Pomeranians oh my God I would be so into it I would camo my face and all. My room will be filled with stuff poms . Kill em all little gay bastards

BonQueesha Jackson said...

I fucking hate these repulsive, rat faced, yappy, disgusting shit balls

Anonymous said...

my uncle had one years ago, the obnoxious little shit would just bark (a really fucking annoying bark) at the sun and the oxygen around it

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Anonymous said...

My boyfriends pom stares at me all day for 7 years. I too love all dogs, but can't stand this bread. This blog is amazing. I yell at him to stop staring and he walks a few steps further away and stares still. He licks himself all night, so I refuse to let him sleep in so room. He is the yappiest mf I've ever heard. So fuckin annoying. He is like a vulture waiting for any morsel of anything to fall. Then the mouth breathing with that shit breath that stinks up your eye car when your driving. Plus he drinks my boxer dogs pee droplets every morning then makes the grosses sound. I'm moving out at the end of the month can't wait to be pom free. Woo-hoo

Srikanth Chitturi said...

What do you think is the best and easiest way to kill a pomeranian . I want to kill one very easily even their owners couldn't identify the reason for its death.

Srikanth Chitturi said...

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Anonymous said...

'Keasiest way to kill a Pom so your spouse won't know choke him to death then put a large piece of bone down his throat it will look like he choked or if you have access to firecrackers put him in his crate and start blowing off firecrackers around him at loud ones he will probably have a heart attack or you can just give him any freeze Pomeranians love Antifreeze hey taste sweet to them they won't know with your drinking and hour later it's over hope this helps