Thursday, May 12, 2005

Those Damm Ad Jingles



I mean, fuck those guys who make those ad jingles man.
You know what I am saying?

Your about to sleep right. You turn on the fan at full speed, pull the sheets out, turn off the lights, get into bed, pull the sheets back on top of you covering half your body with atleast one leg outside the sheet to make sure that you feel that occasional mosquito bite and more importanly, the cool air blowing down from the fan, and then suddenly, out of nowhere, this fucking ad jingle that you heard on TV pops into your head.

You try hard to forget it quickly and just hit the sack. It doesnt work. You try even harder, but now you cant stop singing the song in your head. You turn sides. It just keeps coming back. You open your eyes, reach for that bottle of water lying near your bed, have a small drink of it, get back to lying on your pillow. This time its even worse. You try to count sheep, but then the sheep start singing the same song too. You can swear you can see the sheep lip synch the same bloody jingle. You just cant get it out of your head now. Your singing and singing and singing and singing....

Then, without your knowledge even, a good 2 hours have gone by. Dont ask me how, but you just fall asleep soon after.

I mean, fuck those guys who make those bloody jingles. It happens with catchy songs as well? I wonder though, why in this world dont I think of songs like "Coming Back to Life" or "Hey You" or "Black Muddy River" or "Scarlet Begonais" or something like that.. I mean I like those songs and hate those fucking jingles. I am sure the ad guy must be feeling mighty happy right now. Fucking bastard!!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for reminding about "Oye Bubbly" Just when I thought I forgot about it. Its not like I hate it, its just that it comes into your head and stays there ...

Remember "Wakaw!" ?? :)

Suffer now.

KayBee said...

Speaking of ads, hutch has some great music in theirs.......My girl, Mr. Tambourine......all of it......your body is a wonderland....

Dr. Pissed said...

Definately. Loved all the Hutch Ads and the music that accompanies most of them. But its always those crappy ones that you dont like that come straight into your head just before you crash. Or when your riding the bike. Not for any particular reason. You're sure that you hate them, yet them keep popping up.. out of nowhere!

Thanks so much for that Wakaw shit anonymous!
Leave a name, i'd appreciate it.

The Dalda said...

for all i know, u probly like the song a lot. thats y it pops into ur head when u r relaxed in the bed.i know that u have a soft spot for pop music in u'r head. dont try to avoid it. its just known as denial.

now, repeat after me, oye bubbly, oye oye bubbly, be my lover bubbly. :p
surf excel hai na
do the dew
and so it goes on......

Dr. Pissed said...

Washing powder Nirma?
Remember Moksha, 1997, St. Johns Fest! hahah, that was something. Couldnt get it out of my head after that man!

joe said...

dude i think they have a psychologist and a psychiatrist to help with the ad.... they fucking imprint the jingle in our subconcious mind da...sad saaaaaaaad......
but seriously dude watch less tv... it might help

KayBee said...

hmm
u made the same spelling error only about a million others make
its definitely
not NOT definAtely
teehee

Dr. Pissed said...

Gee, I am going to blog about people who correct others over trivial things that dont really matter in the long run!