Thursday, May 12, 2005
Those Damm Ad Jingles
I mean, fuck those guys who make those ad jingles man.
You know what I am saying?
Your about to sleep right. You turn on the fan at full speed, pull the sheets out, turn off the lights, get into bed, pull the sheets back on top of you covering half your body with atleast one leg outside the sheet to make sure that you feel that occasional mosquito bite and more importanly, the cool air blowing down from the fan, and then suddenly, out of nowhere, this fucking ad jingle that you heard on TV pops into your head.
You try hard to forget it quickly and just hit the sack. It doesnt work. You try even harder, but now you cant stop singing the song in your head. You turn sides. It just keeps coming back. You open your eyes, reach for that bottle of water lying near your bed, have a small drink of it, get back to lying on your pillow. This time its even worse. You try to count sheep, but then the sheep start singing the same song too. You can swear you can see the sheep lip synch the same bloody jingle. You just cant get it out of your head now. Your singing and singing and singing and singing....
Then, without your knowledge even, a good 2 hours have gone by. Dont ask me how, but you just fall asleep soon after.
I mean, fuck those guys who make those bloody jingles. It happens with catchy songs as well? I wonder though, why in this world dont I think of songs like "Coming Back to Life" or "Hey You" or "Black Muddy River" or "Scarlet Begonais" or something like that.. I mean I like those songs and hate those fucking jingles. I am sure the ad guy must be feeling mighty happy right now. Fucking bastard!!