Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Umm... Scriptures!



Now, before I post this entry, I would like to make an annoucement. I am not trying to be blasphemous or anything. I respect every single religion out there and dont really care which religion one follows cause it doesnt interest me nor bother me.

Having said that, I was chatting with my friend on MSN sometime back cause the thought was kinda pissing me off all evening. I was just thinking about what we Christians believe in and how most of the things written in the bible falls into place. None the less, I am pretty sure I've been told many a times about how incest is bad and not approved by the church. I am against it as well. Come to think of it, I would hate to know anyone who has the hots for his own mom/dad/brother or sister. That would just suck and make them a total fag.

Anyways, its amazing how we're here if not for incest if you go by what was taught to us in catecism classes. The following text is the text from the conversation I had with a friend. Here goes nothing.. If any of you are easily offended by bad words or controversial subjects, do not read on. I hope it explains what I am so pissed about..

Doctor Pissed says:
bro, if Adam and Eve were the first man and woman
Doctor Pissed says:
and they had two children who were both guys
holy mouli says:
yeah
Doctor Pissed says:
that means the kids fucked their mom right?
holy mouli says:
fukk u man, why cant they have kids where they are both guys
Doctor Pissed says:
how?
Doctor Pissed says:
who else did they fuck?
Doctor Pissed says:
the donkey?
Doctor Pissed says:
the snake who was apparently satan?
holy mouli says:
yeah i know tht
Doctor Pissed says:
so they must have fucked their mom or their sisters if they did have one..
Doctor Pissed says:
fucking incest right in the begining of our time and apparently we're not supposed to do it
holy mouli says:
listen they did it and they had kids, ok so they got a baby boy first
Doctor Pissed says:
how crappy
holy mouli says:
and then they got another baby boy again
Doctor Pissed says:
Dude .. dont be stupid on me
Doctor Pissed says:
Listen to me ..
Doctor Pissed says:
I'll make it simple to you
holy mouli says:
ok
Doctor Pissed says:
Adam is A ok?
Doctor Pissed says:
and Eve is B
Doctor Pissed says:
So adam+eve = c
Doctor Pissed says:
and once more adam+eve = d
Doctor Pissed says:
and c and d are both guys
Doctor Pissed says:
considering that a and b didnt plus again, they just have two kids who are both guys.
Doctor Pissed says:
so c+d wont give you shit
Doctor Pissed says:
so c must have +'ed with b
Doctor Pissed says:
or d must have +'ed with b to continue the fucking order right?
holy mouli says:
ok listen now
Doctor Pissed says:
and considering that a+b had another f who was a girl
holy mouli says:
C and D are fukkin small
Doctor Pissed says:
but when the grow up or whatever man
Doctor Pissed says:
dumbfuck
holy mouli says:
they cannot +ed with B
Doctor Pissed says:
how are there going to be any other women other than eve ba?
Doctor Pissed says:
you stupid lil` american brat
Doctor Pissed says:
your not making any sense
Doctor Pissed says:
who cares if they are small.... they are going to grow up..
holy mouli says:
say tht then no
holy mouli says:
dick
holy mouli says:
yeah they would have
holy mouli says:
and its obvious
Doctor Pissed says:
grow bigger dicks with brains that think only of sex all the time
Doctor Pissed says:
they'll hump the tree for a while
Doctor Pissed says:
and the occasional snake
holy mouli says:
and listen GOD granted them kids too
Doctor Pissed says:
but they are going to jump on their mom some time or the other
Doctor Pissed says:
what ballocks..
Doctor Pissed says:
INCEST i tell you
Doctor Pissed says:
and the bible tells me not to even think of it
holy mouli says:
dont u post anythin on it
Doctor Pissed says:
I am going to post this entire conversation..



So there you have it. Contradiction eh? Pisses me off..

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

shoulda researched this a little more - dont forget biblically speaking - adam lived for hundreds n hundreds of years - giving them PLENTY of time to make many mnay many children... so noone was doing their mother - and really if you think about it - if youre the first generation on earth - i dont see how this whole concept of family sister n brother is even applicable - youre just ppl thats all...

there is plenty of room for interpretation that allows for eve not to have had sex with her kids.

Dr. Pissed said...

I am guessing you didnt read my "a+f" or "c+f" and so on..
It'd still mean that they would have had to copulate with their own sisters right?

Dr. Pissed said...

And Anonymous, I also thought that you'd be interested to know that I do not have a problem with what christanity preaches. Its just that some things dont fall into place.

Moreover, incest or inter breeding among families causes servere retardation and I am guessing it explains a lot about why we're all so stupid after all, should we believe in the Adam and Eve story!

"...full-sibling or parent-child incest results in about 17% child mortality and 25% child disability, for a combined result of about 42% nonviable offspring"

Donald Brown, 'Human Universals' pp123

joe said...

dude this means our ancestors were cretins...we r the lucky ones... the 58% sane guys..... seriously we need to rewrite the bible....lets give the scripting to bollywood....they might put a love triangle situation ..... it might save the few unenlightened true christians the embarassment.... sad ba....sad...