Charging Cows Seldom Miss

Among other animals that have recently managed to piss me off, today I feature - The Cow. Atleast, the Indian Cow at that..

Now, although these animals are relatively peaceful beings, put them on the field around the bastketball court which is adjacent to the football field and also has a small seating area where truck loads of 19 year old meet up every evening to smoke some pot and they can be very violent.

While I was busy at my game of basketball, I noticed a cow which was acting rather strange and fierce. When the ball went dashing outside the court, one of us had to go and get it. Now as the ball went towards the fence at great velocity, it managed to catch the eye of the cow and she began approaching the ball, all ready to jab its horns into it. Being the most courageous 22 year old basketball players that we all were, none of us volunteered to go and get the ball. Thus, we lost nearly 30 minutes of game play cause we had to wait for the fucked up cow to walk away from the ball so that one of us could go and get it.

The main reason none of us made that illusive move to go and fetch the ball was because in the past, that cows ancestors have charged quite a few of our friends who've had to run for their lives and then to be left embarrassed by the situation for life, like a scar!

Anyways, cows around the basketball court piss me off. They charge and also manage quite a bit of dung near the sidelines which can be very pissing off, should one step into a cake..

Fat-headed Shopkeeper

shop·keep·er (shŏp'kē'pər)
n.

One who owns or manages a shop.

meaning derived from www.answers.com

Ever met a shop keeper who's pissed you off? I am sure that each and everyone in this world has met one shop keeper or the other who's really pissed them off, so I can feel safe in knowing that I am not the only victim..

None the less, today I went out to purchase a few electronics in one of those market places about 20 km away from home. Not that the trip till there was agonising, but once we got there, almost nobody had what we wanted. It was really pissing off to see so many shops with so many different products, but with not a single shop keeper having the electronic item that I needed.

Anyways, when we went to one such shop, I saw this really short lil` dick behind the counter. At first glance itself, I knew that the prick was a shrewd cunning mother fucker. When I asked him if he sold what I needed at his shop, he threw his head back, as if to indicate how stupid my question was and then looked at the shop keeper opposite to him and threw in a laugh.

Being the short-tempered person that I am, i snapped back at him and it soon grew into an argument. Now, i am not going to explain what really happened there, but rest assured, that bitch pissed me off for no fault of mine..

Barking Dogs

Oh man, remember I mentioned earlier on this blog about a dog that always chases me around? Today, I had to pick up some stuff from my neighbours house and he has a dog called "Ronnie". Fucking Ronnie is a mother fuckin` lil twit. He's one of those wicked lil` bastards who likes stealth and shit. The fucker always barks at me when I pass by their house to get to my place. Like everyday, he'd be waiting on the stairs for me to pass and he'll just bark his ass off as soon as I pass him by. Now, i aint no fool, but given the chance, I am sure he'll chew my hand off, or for that matter of fact, my balls off.

Today, while waiting for my neighbour to come out and give me whatever he had to give me, the dog was, for some odd reason, confined on the terrace. That lil` ronnie was staring at me from the terrace and barking at me throughout the time that I stood out there, waiting. I looked at him just once and I knew for a fact that he was pissed off with me. The best part is, I've done nothing wrong to him over the past year or two since he's arrived. Oddly enough, he has this hatred only towards me and I know this for a fact cause there are a few cops that patrol the area after dark and they convey from place to place on a bike similar to mine. This ronnie, mother fucker that he is, doesnt bark at them at all. He just sits there and watches them. But then again, he goes berserk when I pass..

Fucking chooth pisses me off. Ronnie you lil` twit. I am going to shoot you down one of these days. Borrow my friends rifle or something and gun you down, you bastard you..

Breakdown

break·down (brāk'doun')
n.

1. 1. The act or process of failing to function or continue.
   2. The condition resulting from this: a breakdown in communication.
2. Electricity. The abrupt failure of an insulator or insulating medium to restrict the flow of current.
3. A typically sudden collapse in physical or mental health.
4. An analysis, an outline, or a summary consisting of itemized data or essentials.
5. Disintegration or decomposition into parts or elements.
6. A noisy, energetic American country dance.

meaning derived from www.answers.com

I've had one breakdown too many. I purchased my bike some 5 years ago and I must compliment it for the service it has rendered to me for all these years. But today, I did get kinda pissed off. But then again, it's not really my bike's fault. I had a flat tyre and it took me quite a while to get it fixed. First of all, I had to push it quite a bit to get it to the vulcanising shop and then I had to wait for him to check how badly the tyre was damanged and then to get it fixed..

Man, trust me, when your in a hurry and you have a flat in the middle of Bannergatta Road, it can get very very pissing off. Sorry bike, but i love you loads as well.

Technical Support

Oh fuck, do these guys at the Technical Support of my mobile phone service piss me off or what?

I mean, give me a break dood. Let me tell you guys what really happened.
Quite a few days back I saw this ad in the papers about how my service provider respected their customers and how they'd go all out to help their customers with anything they needed. So, today, I woke up in the morning to the sound of a message in my inbox on the phone. Arguably, I was pretty pissed off by that itself, but then once I opened my eyes and checked the message, it was from my service provider informing me about some new scheme that they launched. Now, if that should piss me off, 4 minutes later, while I was lounging around, watching TV, I get another message and this time my service provider was telling me that I could download the latest tunes from Rani Mukerjee's latest movie because its her birthday in 2 days or so and that I should celebrate her birthday by downloading ringtones or some crap like that.

Now, I rememebered about that ad that came in the paper about solicitation and stuff like that and called them up. I was greeted by a profusely dumb male voice on the other end of the line. Upon hearing him speak his first greeting sentence itself, I knew he's a dumb fuck and he wouldnt understand a word I said. None the less, i attempted the impossible, to make him understand that I wanted to stop getting these stupid spam messages that have been bothering me from time to time over the past 4 years since I've connected with my service provider.

He tells me to look up some options which don't exist on my phone. I told him that those options didnt exist on my phone to which he replies telling me that "it should sir, there is no way that it cannot exist sir. You are not looking properly". So I was like, give me a minute. I'll check again and call you back and I asked him for his name and disconnected the line. I checked for a second time and didnt find anything remotely close to the options he had mentioned. So i called back the support number and asked for him. They connected me to him and I repeated the same thing I had told him earlier, that the options didnt exist on my phone. [note this is where I get really pissed off cause I've been made to wait for 4 minutes on hold and also to call him back] He replies saying "I am sorry, but there is nothing that I can do about it.". So i said, can I speak to your supervisor then? Maybe he can help me.. He says, "no you cant. We cant help you. Have a nice day"

I mean, what the fuck, mother fucker. First they swindle me of 120 bucks on every recharge coupon that I purchase as part of a service charge and then this? That mother fucker of a representative pissed me off shit loads and I cant even begin to imagine what I am going to do to that mother fuck. I am going to go visit a shop tomorrow and sort this out. But he's pissed me off enough to last me a week.

Mozilla Firefox + Blogger = Not Happening

Firefox is a web browser, which is part of the open-source Mozilla project. One of the most popular browsers, after Internet Explorer, its 1.0 preview version was released in September, 2004. Firefox comes with a built-in popup blocker, and allows the user to install a variety of plug-ins created by other users.

Blogger
A person who writes Weblogs. See blog.
(Blogger) A Web site from Pyra.com, Ltd., San Francisco, CA (www.blogger.com) that provides the tools for creating blogs (Weblogs). After creating a template with your look and feel or selecting from one of several pre-designed ones, every posting entered on the Blogger site is published to the Blogger page on your Web site automatically. The page can also be maintained on Pyra.com's server either supported by ads or for a fee. In early 2003, Google acquired Blogger. See blog.

Dont get me wrong now, I am a hardcore fan of anything that can replace IE. I mean, i tire of IE and having used this browser for so many years, love the change and concept that comes with Firefox. But let me be honest with you guys. Mozilla Firefox and Blogger just don't go hand in hand no more. Or maybe its my darn internet connection that I keep complaining about. But whatever it is, the problem keeps coming back and that too only while using Firefox.

Until recently, I was using Firefox flawlessly to keep my blog up-to-date and stuff. But then I ran into my first problem. The rich text editor did not show up in Firefox but seemed to work fine in IE. I intimidated Blogger about this issue and I've already posted once about the same on this blog.

None the less, it happened again today. While using Firefox (minus the rich text editor cause I liked it so much) my blog just failed to upload the new post that I was so desperately trying to put up. It just wouldnt budge. I took a screenshot and posted it up as the link image just to show you guys what was really happening. Although my screen reads, Uploading.. nothing was happening. It kept refreshing and getting stuck at 0%.

Now, although I am not a huge fan of IE, my first attempt at updating the blog with the new post with IE happened without any glitches. Having to wait and watch that screen refresh to the same old page of 0% was really pissing off and at 12:30 in the morning, let me tell you, that can be twice as bad.

Disheartened

dis·heart·en (dĭs-här'tn)
tr.v., -ened, -en·ing, -ens.

To shake or destroy the courage or resolution of; dispirit. See synonyms at discourage.

meaning derived from www.answers.com

Being disheartened can be such a piss off. Today, like any other day in the recent past, I was at the basketball court, trying to play some good basketball.

Now, I can proudly say that I was good enough and worth a mention or two in the daily's in my hay days, but that was long before I decided to take a break from the sport; a good 4 year long break. I dont know if each and every one of you play a sport and will comprehend what I am going to say, but once you quit a sport and try getting back to it, it can get pretty pissing off at times when you know you could have so easily made that shot, or probably that goal back in the days, but you cant now.

Fuck, you have no idea how bad it feels. I missed about 75% of the shots I attempted in game today and that goes to show what lack of practice can do to a man. About 4 years ago, I used to make 90% of all shots that I attempted and now I cant even make a third of that percentage. I was a shame to my team today and although we were just playing friendly's, everyone knew I was messing up and it totally made me disheartened.

So today, rather than being pissed off with something else, I am pissed off with myself for not being able to live up to what I was a few years ago. Fuck, this sucks..

Newbies

new·bie (nū'bē, nyū'-)
n. Slang.

One that is new to something, especially a novice at using computer technology or the Internet.

meaning derived from www.answers.com

Not that the image is any kind of indication of what I am talking about, but I just hate newbies. Not really, but I hate the dumb ones who cant understand or follow simple instructions. They piss me off, not to forget, jeopardise the entire team's position of winning the game.

Today, while we were at a skillful game of CS at my friends cafe, we were made to team up with an utter newbie who's like played CS maybe 10 times before. All we told him was to guard Site A sitting in short. Little did we know, he couldn't comprehend the English language. Now, we were kind enough to ask him if he knew where Site A was and he politely replied telling us that he did know where he was. Just for precautionary measures, we asked him to follow a team mate of ours to short, just so that he wouldn't mess up and run all over the map.

Contrary to our beliefs, he did just that. As soon as the first round got over, the dood was all over the map. In the second round, he was spotted running through the B Tunnels, right across the T spawn and then finding the rest of the T's camping outside A Long near the doors in Dust2. Needless to say, he didn't get a single person or fragged anyone throughout the game. Kinda annoying, but all we asked him to do was sit in short and guard it. That's it.

Was that too much to ask? I say not! That's why I am pissed off. Not cause he didn't know how to play the game, but cause he couldn't understand 'simple English'. Noobs as they are popularly referred to as, piss me off.

[P.S: The image is of one Ola Moum, who responds to the call sign "eLement" who is considered, by far, one of the best CS players in the world. I've just put his picture here to piss my friend off a lil`]

Nosey Twits

I hate people who are nosey and cant mind their own business.

I was out today when I happened to stumble upon a few kids (read: my previous post) who were sitting across the table from us while having lunch. Now, if i were them, I'd mind my own business and let everyone around me have their peace.

But these dumbfucks managed to piss me off. They were sitting over there and quite obviously pointing at me and laughing about something. Now, there must be something terribly wrong with the way I looked today or something like that cause I dont see the reason why they had to point and laugh at me. Being the man I am, i started to stare back at them, not caring much about what my friend had to say about the situation who was eating lunch with me by the way. They got the message I am guessing cause they stopped immediately and got about eating their burgers without bothering me.

I dont quite know if i can call them "Nosey Twits" but they pissed me off. Fucking chooths!

Fake Beggars

beg·gar (bĕg'ər)
n.

1. One who solicits alms for a living.
2. An impoverished person; a pauper.
3. Informal. A man or a boy.

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Fuck, I am so bloody pissed off today. I just hate it when people lie or fake stuff. I mean what the fuck. Why cant people just be honest?

Today, while coming back home after playing a nice long game of basketball and following that up with some computer gaming at my friend's cafe, I had to stop at a traffic signal. Now, I am the generous types and dont mind parting with a lil` money once in a while when I see an old beggar who cant work his way out his troubles. I kinda help by giving them money or if I am not on my bike, would rather buy them some food. I keep away from those stupid ladies pretending to be pregnant with a new born in the arms. I hate giving money away to those kinda people. But today, I saw something that totally pissed me off.

There was this one dood who came up to me and several other people and pretended to be nuts. He was making all vague noises like he were a kid or something. Imagine that, a fully grown man, making sounds of a small 2 year old kid. Now, one glance at him and you'll immediately feel bad for the dood and you'll reach right in your pockets and give him money. But something didnt feel right when I saw him and I refused to part with any money that I had. So he just went on making those noises and acting stupid and retarded. The signal turned green and I took off, only to realize that I had to fill gas. So I turned around, took a U-Turn and headed back to fill gas at the gas station that was a the corner of the very signal i was waiting at.

So, I filled gas and then headed back to the signal to wait my turn. It was pretty late now. Something like 10:20 pm or so in the night. Suddenly, I heard this whistle from somewhere to my left. That dood who was pretending to be retarted and mad and stuff immediately on hearing that whistle, walks normally and stops doing all the shit he was doing and heads out to meet up with his friend. All of a sudden, every ailment that he was suffering from seemed to have vanished and he was mighty fine. Let alone making all those stupid noises that he was trying to put on.

The mother fucker was pretending to be retarded. What a chooth eh? I wonder how many people he's swindled just that way. Fuck, i hate these fakers. They really piss me off.

Kids!

Met any kids you really hate?

If you have no clue about what I am trying to say, well, picture this. You walk into a social gathering or probably a place where you meet up with your friends or something and one of you friend happens to bring along one of his younger brothers.

Now, dont get me wrong. I love those small baby kids. But there are these kids who are like 10-12 years old who piss me off. I mean, its like puberty is just about hitting them and they try to act all cool and shit. Today, i met one of these pissing off kids and boy did he manage to piss me off or what. I mean he's trying to fit in and all, but if it werent for the fact that the bugger was my friend's younger brother, I'd have punched the lights out of him and made him bleed. Annoying lil` dick.

Angry Dogs

I just hate stupid angry dogs. I mean, dont get me wrong and stuff, I am an animal lover. I have 3 dogs at home itself. But there are these few dogs that piss me off. Mainly those mongrels. Now, I dont hate them cause they are mongrels or street dogs or anything. But the ones that go after the bikes and cars when they pass by are really pissing off.

I can recall quite a few incidents like this. For once, there was this time when I was returning home after gaming till about 11:30 in the night. Now, I expected a smooth ride back home, but with the troubling and tormenting roads that I have to travel on, it was anything but that. None the less, when I almost reached home, taking the last left turn that I had to before reaching home, there was this dog that started chasing me. Now, me being all courageous and stuff, I stopped the bike, hoping that me stopping the bike would frighten the dog and it would give up and run away. But this mother fucker was adament. He just stood there and showed me his teeth, continuously growling at me. Then, to make matters worse, two of his friends joined him as well. So there I was, standing in the middle of the road, with my bike stationery, with three dogs growling at me. Every move I tried to make was countered by a small nudge forward by the three dogs with more growling. With a burst of courage, I cut gears and sped away. But let me tell you, I shat my load that day. I mean it was really frightening and thus, those stupid dogs piss me off.

My only caution to everyone coming to my house in the night. BEWARE OF THEM RABID DOGS. They are bound to go after you. None the less, they piss me off.

Bad Journalism

I come from the media background. I mean, I have attended college and secured a degree in Communicative English (not that my spellings would indicate of anything remotely close), but we've been taught about the good and the bad's of journalism in college.

Apparently, a truck load of journalists out there, havent. Now, its one thing to fabricate a story rigth from scratch and write shit loads on the topic without any facts or figures, but its worse to just sit there and churn out stupid articles with no value, loaded with enough of bullshit to piss you off. I am talking about the journalists who cant go out there and find interesting things to write about, but instead, choose the easier way out and just bullshit in their articles.

The other day, my friend was telling me that he read this one article in a local paper that had something to do with blogging and the lady who apparently did the article, proclaimed that blogging was only for women. Now, I, a regular blogger with interests for blogging vested deep within me for my own personal reasons, blog on a day to day basis. And I, my friend, happen to be a guy! Now what the fuck does she mean by saying that blogging is just meant for women, when I am a guy, blogging on a regular basis. I know several other people on blogger, who happen to be guys as well and I dont think there's anything wrong in what we're doing. Its just human to blog.

The main reason why I am so pissed off with bad journalists is cause first of all she proclaimes a whole bunch of bullshit and then she makes it sound like if a guy is blogging, then its bad, which is fucking wrong. I've read several other stories of bad journalism and I am sure everyone's had their share of the bad writeups. Bad journalism pisses me off..

Bad Hair Days

Everyone's had a bad hair day, right?

Well, this morning, i woke up sometime at around 8:30 after playing Fifa 2005 until 4:30 in the morning and I had to rush to meet up with someone. Hense, I quickly rushed into the bathroom to take a quick bath and leave. After having finished my bath, I dried my hair, wiped it, did the normal shit that I do everyday and then walked up to the mirror to try and comb it.

"Agastttttttt!! What the fuck just happened to my hair", exclaimed I. Fuck, my hair was all fucked up and shit. I mean, no matter how much I tried, it just wouldnt sit right. I mean, I cant explain it any better and I am sure that candy ass bitch from the Hindu would love to jump at the opportunity and use me as a reason as to why blogging is meant only for women, but FUCK YOU, this is the best I can do. So as i was saying, my hair wouldnt sit right .. Although I had the wonder potion around (read: Livon Hair Oil), I didnt have to use it on other days even cause my hair used to sit right. But now, suddenly, it just wouldnt budge.

So there I was, facing my first bad hair day and I hated it. For once, something within me itself has managed to piss me off. Dont get me wrong now. I love my long curly hair when it gets all the attention it deserves from passerby's and shit, but today was just such a piss off.

Mosquitoes!!!

mos·qui·to (mə-skē'tō)
n., pl. -toes or -tos.

Any of various two-winged insects of the family Culicidae, in which the female of most species is distinguished by a long proboscis for sucking blood. Some species are vectors of diseases such as malaria and yellow fever. Also called skeeter. See Regional Note at possum.

meanings derived from www.answers.com

Mosqitoes piss me off. They are fucking small and cause a lot of pain and suffering. I mean when your so small and insignificant, you'd not have the balls to come out in the open and start feasting on the blood of things 36 times your size right? WRONG!!! Mosquitoes have the balls to do just that and doing that they can be very annoying.

I get hurt playing basketball. I sit down. Take off my shoes and try massaging my ankle which was hurt and there comes these mosquitoes, all charged up to suck blood from my body. Now, first of all, I am in all that pain cause my ankle is hurt. Over and above that, I have to attend to these mosquitoes and try and keep them off my body. It can get very pissing off. Trust me!

Anyways, mosquitoes piss me off and I am sure they piss you off as well.

Swindling Contractors

swin·dle (swĭn'dl)

v., -dled, -dling, -dles. v.tr.

1. To cheat or defraud of money or property.
2. To obtain by fraudulent means: swindled money from the company.

v.intr.

To practice fraud as a means of obtaining money or property.

n.

The act or an instance of swindling.

con·trac·tor (kŏn'trăk'tər, kən-trăk'-)
n.

1. One that agrees to furnish materials or perform services at a specified price, especially for construction work.
2. Something, especially a muscle, that contracts.

meaning derived from www.answers.com

Hate it when people swindle you, or someone for that matter of fact. I mean if you deserve to earn that extra bit of money, then so be it. But you should never try to swindle people. Try telling my brother's contractor that. The bastard has some nerve.

He's a fucking civil engineer who builds apartments and stuff and hearing that I am sure we'll all jump to conclusions that the dood is making enough money. But think again. He wants to swindle my brother, who btw, works for a call center and just ears a mediocre salary with which he can barely cover expenses of building a house. Anyways, my brother decided to step in and construct a house sometime back, approximately 8 months ago to be precise. That contractor of his has swindled him over every single thing. Right from material to marble. I have no clue why someone would resort to such cheap methods to make money by underquoting and then over pricing. But he did just that and him doing that pissed me off today.

When my brother, my dad and I confronted him the other day, he didnt know what to say. I mean, he was like dumbfound. None the less, I hope he feels bad and fails to sleep for a few nights now that he knows that we know that he's swindled my brother for money. He pisses me off btw.

Stop Sign

stop sign
A stop sign is a traffic sign found all over the world that informs drivers to make a brief and temporary, but complete, stop once approaching it, then proceed if the way is clear.

meaning derived from www.answers.com

From the meaning specified up there, i assume its understood that when you see a stop sign, you fucking stop. Not ride a few meters ahead of the stop sign or over and across the white line drawn to indicate where your supposed to come to halt. None the less, there are a few nitwits in this world who just dont seem to understand that general rule.

Today, while returning home from a very tiring game of basketball, I encountered one such dickhead. He was an Auto Driver, needless to say, he managed to piss me off with his stupidity. Now, hear me out. We were made to wait at the junction for more than 9 minutes and when we get a green signal from the cop to proceed, this dumbfuck of a guy has parked his lazy ass auto rickshaw excatly at the turning radius of our vehicles, making it almost impossible to navigate that turn. And the mother fucker has no cause for concern even, considering that so many people are 'thupping' at him, he doesnt move an inch. Just parks his ass there and stares at everyone.

When i passed him by, I abused the shit out of him and having no dignity at all, he just nodded his head and indicated to me to move on. The audocity of the man!!

Anyways, he pissed me off. BIG TIME.

Stupid Dumb Tall Basketball Player

Well, today was kinda pissing off, but for the most part of the day, i was having a blast.
I started playing basketball again, after a nice long break from the game for more than 4 years now. I hadn't touched a basketball for 4 years and decided that I'd go and try my hand at the game and see how well I matched up with the guys who play regularly.

Anyways, I can't really speak much about the game, but I was having fun. I kinda hurt my left index finger and it stings a lot. But something pissed me off even more today. There was this tall annoying dickhead of a guy. He like started playing basketball sometime last year apparently according to my friends who have been regulars all their lives. Anyways, this dood has such a big ego about his game and he thinks he's the best there is to offer in terms of talent. Needless to say, I was guarding him and this once, he commited a violation (he took a step before dribbling the ball) and I called it and he turns to me and says "You'd much rather be playing the game than watching my legs" .. What a mother fucker. I retaliated by saying "yeah how about it panzy. Atleast I know I wont be playing the panzy game that you are at for the last year or so for the rest of my life" and I just stared at him. Being the panzy dick that he was, he asked someone else to guard me. Muahahahahaha

Anyways, tall-annoying-mother-fucking-no-good-piece-of-shit basketball players piss me off.
Btw, i am tall too.

Devotional Songs

Deviotional Songs piss me off
Now I am not trying to sound blasphemous or anything, but it gets kinda pissing off when you have these temples that blast devotional songs way too early in the morning.
I mean, come on man. I know your playing it for the gods and stuff and I know your under the impression that the GODS are way up there in the heavens and need to hear you play your music and thus you play it out loud, but for heaven's sake, its 5:00 in the morning. Other people are sleeping.

Thats what I dont understand though. What the fuck is the guy at the temple thinking about when he does what he does every morning. I mean, doesnt he realize what he's doing or does it do it for sheer joy and thrill of it .. Or maybe there's a supernatural explanation to it all? I dont give a fuck though. I couldnt care less. All i could care for is my sleep which is being disturbed by this guy from the temple who plays his music really loud.

Now, you guys could blame me for not making an attempt to go and speak to the dood. But I have. It hasnt worked. He just goes on and on and on and on.. And it really pisses me off. Maybe its time he found himself a set of earphones or earplugs as they are called.

State of Utter Confusion

con·fused (kən-fyūzd') adj.
Being unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence.
Lacking logical order or sense: a confused set of instructions.
Chaotic; jumbled: a confused mass of papers on the floor.

meanings derived from www.answers.com

There have been many times in my life when I've been confused. And as I can recall, its always pissed me off that I cant choose one thing over the other. Now, being in a confused state of mind can be very pissing off for 2 reasons.

1. You cant make up your mind
2. Your pissed off cause you cant make up your mind

Now, although I know I am talking absolute rubbish here, I am sure that if anyone is reading this blog other than me, its pretty obvious that the confusion I've been in for the last day or two has led me to this deranged state that I find myself in right now, hense the jibberish.

Anyways, I for some reason or the other, cannot seem to decide on which tattoo to get done on my back, considering that I am going to get a tattoo done in the near future. Now, I've found two really awesome images which btw I am not going to share with any of you, so you can take your opinions and shove them up your ass for all I care. None the less, being confused is not cool. I need to make up my mind and I need to do it fast. But the problem is that I cant. Both the designs look awesome and are worth going on my back. FUCK THISSSSSSSSSS !!!!

I hate this .. I cant seem to make up my mind.
Thus, being confused and having to decide sucks and can be very pissing off.

Boring Days

I can confidently say today that 'boring days' as they are called, can be a piss off. When you wake up in the morning and realize that you have absolutely nothing to do, you suddenly feel worthless. Thus leading you to be pissed off.

I mean I am pretty sure many of us who walk this earth have had such days coupled into their everyday lives. Days when you've woken up in the morning, afternoon or whatever and realized that you have no purpose to serve having woken up. So you go about doing your daily chores, watch some TV, then watch some more TV, eat breakfast or lunch or whatever, watch some more TV, wait for the Simpsons to start, hope for something to be on TV that's worth watching, watch the news, grab a bag of chips, pretend to be interested in making conversation with your mom, watch some more TV, eat dinner, go back to sleep.

I mean what the fuck. If you have absolutely no purpose in this world, you need to be put to sleep. I need to do something with my life. Employ my time more resourcefully. Boring days with nothing to do can be big PISS OFF!

Fruit Flies

fruit flyn.Any of various small flies of the family Drosophilidae, having larvae that feed on ripening or fermenting fruits and vegetables, especially the common species Drosophila melanogaster often used in genetic research. Also called pomace fly, vinegar fly.Any of various flies of the family Tephritidae, having larvae that hatch in and damage plant tissue.

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Oh man, do fruit flies piss me off. Actually, I need to confess something here. Make that two things. First of all, I didnt know that the flies that I wanted to post here today were called fruit flies. Secondly, they didnt really piss me off today, but I saw a whole bunch of them and with the summer around the corner, I am pretty sure they are going to be contributing a shit load to pissing me off.

Anyways, fruit flies generally piss me off. Although I can most certainly say that there were many other things that pissed me off today, I'd much rather not post about it online cause I kinda want to 'forgive and forget' about it all. But fruit flies are pests. You cant really forget about them. They are everywhere. Most importantly, bugging me. They generally piss me off cause of the way they look and 'buzz around'.

They piss me off and I cant stand them. Wish there were something that I could use on them, like HIT or something..

[P.S: One of my fav blogs online - I Hate My Flat Mate Blog has apparently shut shop cause the dood moved out of his house. As an ode to the person, I intend on creating images with text from this day onwards. Inspiration all the way]

Cab Drivers

Oh man, have cab drivers begun to piss me off or what .. Geez!

Well, today, unlike many days, the first half of the day went on pretty damm well. But then, just when I thought i'd get back home and put a smiley on my blog and say - "hey, nothing pissed me off today", just then did a stupid twit of a driver happen to spoil my ride back home. I mean what the fuck! And moreover, i have nothing but the Call Center Industry to blame. Fucking, one more reason to hate them call centers.

It all started way back in the year 2001 when the first call center was setup in Bangalore. I was working with indya.com back then and there was this company called "24/7 Customer.com" which was practically the first call center to come around in Bangalore. Now I cannot assure you of the validity of what I've just said, but it doesnt matter. The problem started then none the less. Now, the call centers in bangalore usually worked during the nights which meant that most of the employees would need conveyance to travel to and from the company. So the companies hired out travel agencies to provide transport for their employees. Now as pressures mounted, these stupid fucking drivers started driving even worse than they did when they worked only for the travel agency.

These guys have no respect for the rules that are to be followed while driving on a road. They dont even give a damm if you are on the same road as them. For all you know, they'd not mind running you down even. But then again, I cant really blame them cause they are working, much like the rest of us, for their bread and butter. But that doesnt stop them from PISSING ME OFF. Their skills on the road and the method that they employ to travel from one place to another can be really pissing off to the others commuting on the same road.

Thus, these stupid cab drivers piss me off. Not all of them .. but esp the one's who are hired for call center ferrying.

Big Mouths

big (bĭg) adj., big·ger, big·gest.
Of considerable size, number, quantity, magnitude, or extent; large. See synonyms at large.

mouth (mouth) n., pl. mouths (mouTHz).
The body opening through which an animal takes in food.
The cavity lying at the upper end of the alimentary canal, bounded on the outside by the lips and inside by the oropharynx and containing in higher vertebrates the tongue, gums, and teeth.

meanings derived from www.answers.com

I hate people who talk big. I dont know if its right for me to use the term "Big Mouth" to describe them, but I hate them none the less. I hate people who talk big but can't even manage to do half that they claim to do.

For example, today, we were playing a game of CS and these guys who just about started playing CS only a few months ago happened to join the server. Now the first game we played, we played with about 3 newbies on our team. Now, my friend and I arent the best players in the world, but we're definately much better than the other guys on the other team. Unfortunately though, we lost cause we couldnt co-ordinate well with the newbies on our team since they've just about started gaming. Anyways, no complaints, but the way our opponents acted after we lost that game was pretty damm pathetic.

They went on bragging about how they "owned" us and how they thrashed us and stuff like that. None the less, it pissed me off. So I was kind enough to invite them to another game immediately after just to make them shut their traps. After beating them 13-4, I guess their mouths didnt open as wide as it did just after beating us eh?

Anyways, big mouths are a piss off. They piss me off wayy too much..

Summer Heat

Well, the summer heat pisses me off. I love bangalore and shit and I think its the best bloody city in the world, but I goto be honest, the weather can be pretty odd here. I mean, during the rest of the year (read: not summer), its awesome to be in Bangalore. I love the rains, the spring and everything. But come summer and the bloody place gets so damm hot and humid. I mean, it got so bloody hot today that I had my whole back wet when i got back home from a shopping session with my brother for his house tiles. Fucking hot..

Its so hot and so pissing off that I am even willing to forego my initial idea of having b&w images only on my blog to show you guys how it felt today.

This summer heat is pissing me off..
I need to find me some water.

Spammers

spam·mer noun
Main Entry: spam
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): spammed; spamming
transitive verb : to send spam to
intransitive senses : to send spam-

meaning derived from http://www.m-w.com/

Fucking shit. I hate spammers. Mail spammers, forum spammers, every single one of them. They just piss me off.

Why the fuck would anyone want to keep posting totally uninteresting stuff on forums over and over again, other than the obvious reason - to piss me off. I mean, cant they find anything better to do than to fucking sit their asses down and spam? I know a lot of you can argue by saying, "what the fuck is this guy talking about. I mean he has a blog for calling out loud and he's complaning about writing totally uninteresting things". My only answer to everyone of you thinking just that right now would be - "Yes, stick your finger up your ass and drink pink raspberry juice for all I care."

Although that makes no sense at all, I'd like to personally remind myself that I hate spammer, each and everyone of them. They make no sense and waste other people's time. Piss off's.

For those of you interested, take the "Am I a Spammer" test.

Television Interruption

tel·e·vi·sion (tĕl'ə-vĭzh'ən) n.
The transmission of visual images of moving and stationary objects, generally with accompanying sound, as electromagnetic waves and the reconversion of received waves into visual images.
An electronic apparatus that receives electromagnetic waves and displays the reconverted images on a screen.
The integrated audible and visible content of the electromagnetic waves received and converted by such an apparatus.
The industry of producing and broadcasting television programs.

interruption
noun
A cessation of continuity or regularity: break, discontinuance, discontinuation, discontinuity, disruption, pause, suspension. See continue/stop/pause.

meanings derived from www.answers.com

Now I am sucker for television. Been watching truck loads of it lately, since I have nothing better to do for the better half of the day. Anyways, it can get very very annoying when there's a break in the signal while your watching an awesome program on Discovery or Star Sports or Star World for that matter of fact. I mean bad luck always seem to be on my side when I am watching something very interesting. Not to forget watching the Simpsons and Who's Line is it Anyway.

I can recall so many instances when its happened. Like for instance, when I sit down to watch the F1 races on alternative weekends, this is what happens. Chris Goodwin says "..and the five lights go off and the Australian Grand Prix is on it way .." and *booooooop*, the power goes off or the damm cable transmission switches off for some odd reason. I can distinctly recall this happening to me more than 4 times while watching 4 different races last year around.

Even today, as a proud Indian, I wanted to watch Narain Karthekeyan (if thats how you spell his name) make his debut at the Australian Grand Prix First Qualifer, and guess what, the fucking transmission is switched off excatly when he gets on track to do his warm up lap. Give me a fucking break man .. Fucking shit!!

Anyways, television interruptions can be very very pissing off. I just hate it when it happens.

Plumbing Problems

plumb·ing (plŭm'ĭng) n.
The pipes, fixtures, and other apparatus of a water, gas, or sewage system in a building.
The work or trade of a plumber.

prob·lem (prŏb'ləm) n.
A question to be considered, solved, or answered: math problems; the problem of how to arrange transportation.
A situation, matter, or person that presents perplexity or difficulty: was having problems breathing; considered the main problem to be his boss.

meanings derived from www.answers.com

Being deprived of the basic necessities is just wrong. I don't know how many of you read my blog, but for whoever does, I just hope none of you have to go through what we've been through the last couple of days.

A few days back, my mom noticed a stupid leak in a pipe in one of the bathrooms in our house. Now, what looked like a small problem just ended up being fucked up even more thanks to a lazy ass plumber who didn't know his job as well as he should have known it. He comes over to our house and manages to screw up more than 8 different pipe lines just to fix that one leak. Now I am not rocket scientist, neither am I a plumber, but I can confidently say that the leak wasn't so bad that 8 other taps and lines needed to be screwed for that. Having done what he did, he just took off and said that he would come back in a day's time to fix the problems that he had caused and also to fix the initial problem he was called home for.

He did not fucking show up..

So, there we were. Left without water from our overhead tank for 2 whole days. We had to ferry water from our neighbors house just to drink water and stuff. It was so fucking odd. Moreover, we don't have very friendly neighbors, so it was that much more difficult. Anyways, we had to look for another plumber and he's out buying spares right now. Its been 4 days now and we still haven't had our fucking plumbing problems fixed. I cant even begin to imagine what it would be like to be deprived of food and clothing next.

Damm, plumbing problems piss me off.

A Combination of things

Well, quite ironically, a combination of things actually pissed me off today

First of all, firefox. Now the browser is just awesome. I love it. I've been using it for quite sometime now and it just made me happy with all the small plugins and themes that I could so freely use whenever I needed to. Everything made me happy about Firefox until recently when I needed to update this blog. Everytime I tried to use firefox to post here, the Rich Text Editor (as coined by the fine folks at www.blogger.com) just failed to load. Now, I've tried several things and the guys over at the Support Desk at www.blogger.com have been really helpful and all, but the problem just aint resolving, no matter what I do.

The main reason I switched over to Firefox from IE was cause of the reliability and resourcefulness of the browser, which in my opinion was complete. Now, because of that problem, I am forced to revert back to IE, where btw, the Rich Text Editor loads almost flawlessly.

Secondly, using IE can be such a pain. None the less, while uploading one of the posts recently, the damm thing crashed and failed to upload. Now anyone will tell you, after typing quite a bit, having to loose the text and having to type the whole thing over again can be such a pain, when you least expect it.

So, all the problems I am facing keeping this blog updated is pissing me off. Its just short-term though, I hope atleast.

Animal Haters

an·i·mal (ăn'ə-məl) n.
A multicellular organism of the kingdom Animalia, differing from plants in certain typical characteristics such as capacity for locomotion, nonphotosynthetic metabolism, pronounced response to stimuli, restricted growth, and fixed bodily structure.
An animal organism other than a human, especially a mammal.
A person who behaves in a bestial or brutish manner.


hater
Considered the opposite of a raver, a hater is a person who is: full of hate, very judgmental, negative, sarcastic, depressing, manipulating, quick to finger point at every little thing they find unsatisfactory or not to their liking or perceived standard (judgmental).

meanings derived from www.answers.com


I hate all mother fucking animal haters. Now, although this post doesnt stem cause of cruetly metted out towards any of the animals I own, my friend just told me that some mother fuckers who live in the same apartment complex as he does slit the throat of this small squirrel who was my friend's pet btw. I mean why the fuck would someone do that. To add insult to injury, after committing the act, the mother fuckers left the blood stained knife around the complex lobby just to piss my friend off even more. But the worse part is that there are so many people living on that one floor, that you can't really put your finger on who did the act. None the less, who ever did it is a MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING DICKHEAD. I mean, what a cruel cold son of a bitch.

Its just wrong. I wont say anymore. All I can say is Rest In Peace Keegan a.k.a "keeganesh". We all miss you dearly.